27th Fantasy // Voice

[more_surreal]

C'mon... c'mon... just gotta get the angle right and-

[Shunk]

NO! Aarrrrrgh, not again! Stupid figurine! How hard can this dumb thing be?! C'mon, it's just a lousy piece of wood!

[Video comes on to show Calvin in his room with a brutalized lump of wood lying on his desk, surrounded by knife-marks and with a crayon picture labeled 'Cal-van,

Comments

voice;

[prettymorlock]

You don't want an ax for sculpting.

voice;

[more_surreal]

Hmm. Maybe a power drill then?

voice;

[prettymorlock]

I don't think you use those for sculptures either.

voice;

[more_surreal]

Maybe you can't! Me, I like to try new things. I'm cutting edge!

[Voice]

[more_surreal]

Well I have ambitions, you know. I don't want to just make itty-bitty stuff forever! And I was using really pointy ones. Why?

[Voice + Video]

[more_surreal]

Hey, those look neat. Are they expensive?

[solvedchevron]

Do you want a sculpture or an action figure?

[more_surreal]

Why not both?

[solvedchevron]

Well, if you want to make an action figure it's easiest to just modify an existing one.

And so Eli doomed Calvin's toys to horrific mutilation

[more_surreal]

Hmmm... hey, that could be a good idea!

[justicies]

Just go to an art store.

They have carving supplies there.

[more_surreal]

I was really hoping to avoid spending money here...

(voice)

[ihave_this]

Kid, you're not going to get anywhere with that kind of approach. You need a more detailed tool for sculpting.

(voice)

[more_surreal]

That doesn't sound like as much fun though. Hey, do you think there are any sculptors who work with chainsaws?

(voice)

[ihave_this]

Believe me, seeing the finished product makes it all worthwhile.

Lumberjacks, maybe, but no sculptors.

Re: (voice)

[more_surreal]

Are you a sculptor, Mister?