27th Fantasy // Voice

[more_surreal]

C'mon... c'mon... just gotta get the angle right and-

[Shunk]

NO! Aarrrrrgh, not again! Stupid figurine! How hard can this dumb thing be?! C'mon, it's just a lousy piece of wood!

[Video comes on to show Calvin in his room with a brutalized lump of wood lying on his desk, surrounded by knife-marks and with a crayon picture labeled 'Cal-van,

Comments

voice;

[prettymorlock]

You don't want an ax for sculpting.

voice;

[more_surreal]

Hmm. Maybe a power drill then?

voice;

[prettymorlock]

I don't think you use those for sculptures either.

voice;

[more_surreal]

Maybe you can't! Me, I like to try new things. I'm cutting edge!

voice;

[prettymorlock]

Why don't you just go to an art store and ask the people what to get?!

voice;

[more_surreal]

...

Because you guys are more interesting.

voice;

[prettymorlock]

Well, you're probably right about that.

voice;

[more_surreal]

Someone's giving me some tools anyway, so I don't have to go anywhere!