Happy Father's Day! [Video; filtered AWAY from Safeguard]
[The video turns on, with Schrodinger taking up most of the screen so the scene behind him is mostly obscured. What little that can be seen are white walls, and maybe something red on them.]
I was going to get a cake to celebrate today, but then I realized that wasn't enough to appropriately express my appreciation on this joyous occasion. So, working with what limited resources available at the time, I came up with something much more suitable!
[He steps back a little and the scene behind him is that of a bakery, only now it's covered in blood, there are a pile of dead bakers in the center of the room, and there is a space on the wall where "Happy Father's Day" is written in blood as well.]
Happy Father's Day, mein Major!
And do not worry, there will still be cake.
I was going to get a cake to celebrate today, but then I realized that wasn't enough to appropriately express my appreciation on this joyous occasion. So, working with what limited resources available at the time, I came up with something much more suitable!
[He steps back a little and the scene behind him is that of a bakery, only now it's covered in blood, there are a pile of dead bakers in the center of the room, and there is a space on the wall where "Happy Father's Day" is written in blood as well.]
Happy Father's Day, mein Major!
And do not worry, there will still be cake.