27th Insane Speech // Video and Text

[loves_war]

[The video starts with a view of everyone’s favorite warmongering lunatic standing in the prison library in his baggy orange jumpsuit, next to a table with a large map and several papers on it. He’s grinning, and gives a theatrical bow before switching to text. The Major’s blathering is also available in a text-to-speech if necessary.]

Hello! And

Comments

[allshock_notalk]

A LOT OF TIME ON YOUR HANDS.

[loves_war]

All of it well spent.

[allshock_notalk]

I LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING WHAT THEY DO WITH YOUR DATA.

[loves_war]

I am sure that they will be able to choke down their dislike long enough to grasp their salvation. They would be fools otherwise! But even if they don't, I can always make more plans. As you say, I have a lot of time on my hands.

[theprimerprime]

Nice plan. Too bad you'll never get the chance to use it.

[loves_war]

You cannot stop others from using it now that it has been shared, Commissioner.

How is your office these days, by the way? Is it as comfortable as I remember it? It is nice for me to be so close to it once again. Perhaps I will get a chance to sit in your chair again.

[theprimerprime]

I got rid of that chair. And you're delusional if you think you'll ever see that office again. I've made some improvements since last time.

[loves_war]

Oh, but I would very much like to see those improvements, Commissioner.