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Apr 11, 2010 10:44

I have a very serious question to ask all of you, dahlings. I could ask each individually, but it comes up so often I thought I would take care of it all at once.

Are you all sitting down?

Ready for a nice chat?

Good.

Okay, serious question now, dahlings:

What do you all have against spandex?

Every time I offer one of you supers a suit the only concern any of you have is "No one will be able to see the shape of my butt will they?"

What kind of question is this? Not "will it protect me from my arch-rivals power" or even "Can I get it in green."

No! It's just "I don't want spandex, someone might see I have human shapes."

Dahlings, Spandex is a privilege not a right. It's okay to exercise that orivilege if you've earned it.

† edna mode | e

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