I have a very serious question to ask all of you, dahlings. I could ask each individually, but it comes up so often I thought I would take care of it all at once.
Are you all sitting down?
Ready for a nice chat?
Good.
Okay, serious question now, dahlings:
What do you all have against spandex?
Every time I offer one of you supers a suit the only concern
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What is spandex? It's not a substance I am familiar with though I have heard it mentioned on the comm a few times and unfortunately I haven't had a moment to go look it up.
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Of course that's not all that I use, but it's usually in the blend.
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Yes, it will keep up with your intense speed.
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I make super suits. You can't make that out of fabric you get from the store...I have to modify and weave my own materials.
It's better with an example. Who are you? what do you do?
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dangling in everyone's face
forever
choo choo, here is my dong, please try to ignore it pressing against your thigh while i'm flying you at 10 thousand miles per hour away from a horrible plane crash
alternatively:
hey, it's wonder woman
and it's her camel toe
neat
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Dance. Belt.
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dance belts just turn one problem into another problem
the problem being 'a fucking dance belt are you kidding me'
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What do you have against dance belts...it's not like you would need one.
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What Tank said.
Packages and camel toe.
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Proper undergarments are all that you need.
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You're going to be popular, dahling.
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It's like havin' cape if you don't fly: totally stupid.
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Is looking 'good' which is up for debate because capes don't even look dramatic if everyone and their uncle is wearing one more important than staying alive?
Have you ever seen a newsreport after a super died from their cape? Bits everywhere, dahling. Everywhere!
No capes. Your argument is moot.
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Justice Guy! 1975! Caught on a flagpole at 100 mph!
Gazebo boy! 1960! Sucked into a giant mechanical clock!
No capes!
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