Comments | capeandcowl: 1st Scream

loltraitorlol in capeandcowl

1st Scream

Jan 05, 2009 16:49

[recorded. The voice is rather high pitched, squeaky and, indeed, almost whiny. small words are whispered and difficult to make out unless one has very good hearing]
FLESHLI-
wait, no. be polite! Be charming.
HUMA- er, humans! I DEMAND TO KNO- er.polite. Yes. I wish to inquire as to why I have been translated into this patheti- er, this human shape ( Read more... )

† starscream | christopher astrum

Comments 188

[voice that matches your squeakyness] screechybot January 5 2009, 22:23:09 UTC

You're not very subtle, Starscream.

[private] loltraitorlol January 5 2009, 22:25:45 UTC

[recorded. loudly. squeakily.] DON'T USE MY REAL NAME.

...
Who are you. Do I know you. you sound familiar

Re: [private] screechybot January 5 2009, 22:34:18 UTC

It's Terrorsaur. Unlike the others, I don't hide behind a false name.

[private] 1/3 loltraitorlol January 5 2009, 22:35:19 UTC

Thread 27

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loltraitorlol January 5 2009, 23:29:53 UTC

Why are you calling me Traitorbot?! WHY WOULD I BE INSIDE YOUR HEAD?!

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[voice] loltraitorlol January 5 2009, 23:33:17 UTC

This is the sound of me not caring about your misfortune.

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maskedbadass January 6 2009, 00:38:54 UTC

You too have been converted to a different form?

Ah, an organic being would require food to create energy.

loltraitorlol January 6 2009, 00:47:06 UTC

Yes.

So I've been informed. Actually, these "Cookie" things I found in my cupboard are quite good!

Are you mechanical in your normal shape, or...?

maskedbadass January 6 2009, 00:50:10 UTC

Sugary products tend to taste very good, yes, but are not the most nutritious.

No, I am flesh and bone. I take it you were a robot, of some kind.

loltraitorlol January 6 2009, 00:56:34 UTC

Ah, I... see. What is nutritious then?

Yes.

Thread 6

hellcommander January 6 2009, 02:39:16 UTC

Kekeke! How amusing! So non-human things are made human, huh?

loltraitorlol January 6 2009, 02:41:28 UTC

Apparently.

hellcommander January 6 2009, 02:50:47 UTC

Kekeke! How amusing! For me. Anyone told you about taking a shit yet?

loltraitorlol January 6 2009, 02:53:17 UTC

... yes, I found out about your species vile methods of waste disposal, I've been using the internet. Also, your reproduction habits.

Basically, I've come to the conclusion that my first assumptions were correct. Your people are little more than carbon sacks containing water, salts, and acids, a bunch of sloppy, sticky balloons which can be punctured by a stiff servo poke.

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Is that Christian Slater circa Heathers? my_names_jonas January 6 2009, 09:27:26 UTC

Another victim of sudden onset humanity, I see. If you need any help, let me know. This has the added benefit of letting me 'keep an eye on you.'

Yes. Yes it is. XD loltraitorlol January 6 2009, 16:16:51 UTC

I see. Thank you.