1st Scream

Jan 05, 2009 16:49

[recorded. The voice is rather high pitched, squeaky and, indeed, almost whiny. small words are whispered and difficult to make out unless one has very good hearing]
FLESHLI-
wait, no. be polite! Be charming.
HUMA- er, humans! I DEMAND TO KNO- er.polite. Yes. I wish to inquire as to why I have been translated into this patheti- er, this human shape! Who is this IronMan? Is he Autobot or a Decepticon? Predacon? Maximal? Who is he and what right does he have to go about ripping people who were minding their own business and asking them to clean up his city's trash!

Not that I'm incapable of this, what did he call it, hero work of course. On my homeworld I was a great hero of some renown! Hundreds shouted my great name as I, uh, rescued them from, er, horrible things! *

BUT THAT IS BESIDE THE POINT. I DEMA er, WISH TO KNOW WHY I AM IN THIS HORRI er, THIS HUMAN FORM.

...
Also how do you recharge these organic shapes? I feel as though I am low on energy and apparently plugging oneself into a wall socket is a bad idea.

[ooc: characters capable of detecting lies will be able to tell that the statement maked by * is a flagrant lie. Heck, even characters who can't will probably find this statement... fishy.
also yes ryuu is a failure.]

† starscream | christopher astrum

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