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loltraitorlol in capeandcowl

1st Scream

Jan 05, 2009 16:49

[recorded. The voice is rather high pitched, squeaky and, indeed, almost whiny. small words are whispered and difficult to make out unless one has very good hearing]
FLESHLI-
wait, no. be polite! Be charming.
HUMA- er, humans! I DEMAND TO KNO- er.polite. Yes. I wish to inquire as to why I have been translated into this patheti- er, this human shape ( Read more... )

† starscream | christopher astrum

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shesnotgoogle January 5 2009, 21:54:55 UTC

Food. Sleep. Stuff like that.

Plugging yourself into the wall will cause electrocution.

text now loltraitorlol January 5 2009, 21:57:54 UTC

yes, I noticed that

Sleep... I take it that is akin to temporary stasis? ... food... food... I think I remember something about "food"

shesnotgoogle January 5 2009, 22:02:32 UTC

Something like that.

loltraitorlol January 5 2009, 22:05:12 UTC

How do you consume this food? maybe I should have watched more television after all

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ravagingchaos January 5 2009, 21:59:29 UTC

I don't know, I'm starting to lean towards the theory that Iron Man is some kind of robot with a bad understanding of human emotions and behaviors.

As for recharging, eat food. Close your eyes for 8 hours.

loltraitorlol January 5 2009, 22:01:41 UTC

Of course he's a robot, he's made of steel! The question is what faction does he belong to!

... Is food this organic stuff in the cooling unit? what's "eat"

ravagingchaos January 5 2009, 22:12:06 UTC

Which one watches you sleep? That one.

Probably, yes. I'd read the labels before you eat anything in a cooling unit.

strikes = invisible/deleted loltraitorlol January 5 2009, 22:22:19 UTC

but he's no one I know; and no self-respecting Decepticon would name himself Iron-man

We don't have any reason to observe organics. Or to take such large numbers of them to other worlds. And especially not to turn others of our kind into organics.

Well, perhaps the Predacons or Maximals do, I'm not sure.

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as_a_grand_joke January 5 2009, 22:08:42 UTC

You shout far too much.

loltraitorlol January 5 2009, 22:22:45 UTC

I SHOUT AS MUCH AS I LIKE FLESH-CREATU

Hmph.

as_a_grand_joke January 5 2009, 22:27:57 UTC

Aren't you charming.

loltraitorlol January 5 2009, 22:28:55 UTC

I can be when it suits me. I'm simply somewhat stressed at present.

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hellraiser02 January 5 2009, 22:12:51 UTC

Oh God.

Robots.

Talking robots. More of them, anyway.

...
I haven't had enough sleep to deal with this.

loltraitorlol January 5 2009, 22:18:51 UTC

Ahh, astute, human, you've managed to discern my true form though I have not stated it directl-

More of them? Are there others here? TELL ME.

hellraiser02 January 5 2009, 22:21:34 UTC

Well duh. Your cohorts aren't exactly intelligent.

Especially the- ah- Tyrant?

Private

Business time.
You want info, you give me info in return.

loltraitorlol January 5 2009, 22:24:17 UTC

... Tyrant? oh slag

Private

Alright, meatbag, a fair trade. What is it you desire to know.

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screechybot January 5 2009, 22:21:05 UTC