21, text, encypted from the Joker

[shawnedium]

Last night, I stumbled upon this very in-depth quiz that a few of you might be a little too intimate with already (I'm looking at you, Gotham). Now I may be a psychic private detective with an amazing resume that will certainly make even the most ambitious of you devilishly jealous, but I promise I won't press this information against you (unless

Comments

[meowminx]

What the hell?

[shawnedium]

What the what?

[meowminx]

That was an utter waste of time.

[shawnedium]

Hey, you decided to do it.

[take_theride]

Your result for The Serial Killer Test...
Jeffrey Dahmer

Your personality matches Criminal Profile 40816###.

[shawnedium]

He ate little boys.

[take_theride]

Oh.

Is that a delicacy?

[shawnedium]

To Jeffrey Dahmer, maybe. Are you sexually attracted to dead guys?

[messiah_maybe]

Jeffrey Dahmer. Surprise surprise.

[shawnedium]

Well, at least we know you're sure of yourself.

[messiah_maybe]

I hardly believe many will be surprised by my results. Most of the requirements seem correct, minus the homosexual fantasies edge.

[LIES.]

[shawnedium]

Because you would NEVER, EVER. That's just so GROSS AND INDECENT.

voice; translated

[spiritgun_punk]

What the hell, I got the Buffalo Bill Guy.

voice;

[shawnedium]

Jealous.

voice; translated

[spiritgun_punk]

Wanna trade? Who'd you get?

voice; translated

[shawnedium]

SON OF SAM

voice

[acrossyourpath]

Why so obsessed with serial killers?

voice

[shawnedium]

Maybe it's my job.

Why so sketchy?

voice

[acrossyourpath]

Aren't you a P.I.? Not really in the business.

You'll have to elaborate.

voice

[shawnedium]

I've solved a lot of murder cases.

You came off a little weirded out, maybe defensive, maybe hiding something.