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shawnedium in capeandcowl

21, text, encypted from the Joker

Mar 14, 2010 20:50

Last night, I stumbled upon this very in-depth quiz that a few of you might be a little too intimate with already (I'm looking at you, Gotham). Now I may be a psychic private detective with an amazing resume that will certainly make even the most ambitious of you devilishly jealous, but I promise I won't press this information against you (unless ( Read more... )

† shawn spencer | psych-man

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voice acrossyourpath March 15 2010, 01:47:25 UTC

Why so obsessed with serial killers?

voice shawnedium March 15 2010, 01:48:52 UTC

Maybe it's my job.

Why so sketchy?

voice acrossyourpath March 15 2010, 01:55:27 UTC

Aren't you a P.I.? Not really in the business.

You'll have to elaborate.

voice shawnedium March 15 2010, 02:03:37 UTC

I've solved a lot of murder cases.

You came off a little weirded out, maybe defensive, maybe hiding something.

voice acrossyourpath March 15 2010, 02:12:17 UTC

Sure, it happens. Doesn't really make serial killers part of a P.I.'s regular line of work, but we do get a lot of them around these parts.

Or maybe just curious. I'm not the defensive one.

voice shawnedium March 15 2010, 02:16:42 UTC

I'm the best at what I do and what I do is solve murder cases.

Curiosity killed the feline.

voice acrossyourpath March 15 2010, 02:21:09 UTC

Uh huh. Moving on up from affairs and missing relatives, I see.

And satisfaction blah blah blah. You know how it goes.

voice shawnedium March 15 2010, 02:50:00 UTC

Those are just too easy. I like a little challenge with my pie.

You hear that a lot?

voice acrossyourpath March 15 2010, 02:55:55 UTC

Whatever happened to ice cream?

Mm. Only all the time.

voice shawnedium March 15 2010, 02:59:45 UTC

Oh, I have that too.

Gee, I wonder why.

voice acrossyourpath March 15 2010, 03:06:28 UTC

How indulgent.

I suppose there aren't any other clever idioms that strike admirer's fancies.

voice shawnedium March 15 2010, 03:09:50 UTC

I like to give in to life's simple pleasures. Including sugar and ice.

How about, "Did it hurt?"

voice acrossyourpath March 15 2010, 03:16:07 UTC

And milk. Never forget the milk.

... Admittedly, I do hear that one less often.

voice shawnedium March 15 2010, 03:38:16 UTC

Oh, you're a cat lady. I get it.

I bet it hurt even harder when you came up from Hell.

voice acrossyourpath March 15 2010, 03:44:13 UTC

Not a cat lady. Milk's good for the bones.

[ PAUSE. Laughs. ] I think that one needs some work.

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