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[bet_on_bolton]

There are way too many tiny dude and dudettes running around right now. Like, seriously, this weird 'Porter stuff has got way too many of you guys turning into midgets

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[strongest_tool]

...midgets!?

[bet_on_bolton]

Uh. Well. Tiny people.

[strongest_tool]

That's just as bad as midgets!

[bet_on_bolton]

Some kids are really small okay?!

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[yayashton]

[yayashton]

You have more friends than I do, Troy.

[bet_on_bolton]

Not from our world. You're the only one, man. We gotta stick together. Come join the party. It can be like you're birthday party!

[yayashton]

We're all in this together, I get it.

I'll be there after I shower, I smell gross.

[iron_fister]

Who's Mario and why do you have his cart?

[bet_on_bolton]

ITSA ME-A! MAAAAARIO!

Dude. You gotta come play Mario Kart! You can be a fat plumber in a go-kart! Or a monkey on a motorbike! Ooooor like, a princess in a blooper thingy. Oh man, it's awesome. And you drive around courses and throw shells and stuff at each other.

[iron_fister]

But you said your name was Troy.

[A long pause as he considers]

... That sounds painful.

[bet_on_bolton]

It's just Mario says, man.

And nooooo, it's all on a big TV screen. It's not painful at all.

voice;

[kickinsidekick]

[ SIGH TROY ]

You know there is no way I'm trusting you to look after that many kids on your own, right?

[ a beat. ]

I'll be over in ten minutes.

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[bet_on_bolton]

You just want my ice cream.

voice;

[kickinsidekick]

I'm actually shocked that you didn't say that I just want to make out with you, doofus.

voice;

[bet_on_bolton]

Ice cream was just innuendo for what's in my pants.

[video]

[touchmyflagpole]

[he looks overjoyed, Troy]

This sounds like a fantastic idea! Do you have room for another adult to crash the party?

[video]

[bet_on_bolton]

[Blinkblink. Wut.]

TOTALLY! The more the merrier, dude! Uh. I mean, sir. Are you...?

[permavid]

[touchmyflagpole]

Great!

And I'm Captain America.

[He waves in a friendly sort of way]

It's nice to meet you Mister ...?

[bet_on_bolton]

[Too much joy.]

Bolton, sir! Troy Bolton. Dude. You're so amazing. PleasecometomypartysoIcanfeedyouicecream!