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There are way too many tiny dude and dudettes running around right now. Like, seriously, this weird 'Porter stuff has got way too many of you guys turning into midgets.
Maybe like, to keep kids off the streets, or like, being bored locked away in apartments or whatever, maybe... they need some fun!
So, tiny people, who wants to play?! I got an Xbox 360 with stuff like Rock Band, a wii with stuff like Mario Kart, awesome instruments, a board, skates, and uuuuuh, loads of other stuff! Pluuuuuuus... ICE CREAM! Loads and loads of ice cream. Yeah. Awesome, I know. And all the junk food a kidlet could ever want.
Hey, you know what? It's not just kids that can come! Adults too. I mean, hey, I'm gonna be there. And Ryan, you better be here, cause like, I want you to so I can pretend I have friends again or something. Awesome.
Maybe like, to keep kids off the streets, or like, being bored locked away in apartments or whatever, maybe... they need some fun!
So, tiny people, who wants to play?! I got an Xbox 360 with stuff like Rock Band, a wii with stuff like Mario Kart, awesome instruments, a board, skates, and uuuuuh, loads of other stuff! Pluuuuuuus... ICE CREAM! Loads and loads of ice cream. Yeah. Awesome, I know. And all the junk food a kidlet could ever want.
Hey, you know what? It's not just kids that can come! Adults too. I mean, hey, I'm gonna be there. And Ryan, you better be here, cause like, I want you to so I can pretend I have friends again or something. Awesome.