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[la_belette]

How long you think it'll be before internet marketers get a hold of the Comm passwords and start spamming us with Viagra ads?

...You guys want Viagra ads? I could make this happen.

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[la_belette]

whe sun shines you are manager, when moon raises superman

[la_belette]

free your brain from blood, fill another organ with

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[shinygreenjesus]

No Viagra ads. But you're a technopath, right?

How hard would it be to hack giant robots with lasers into Call of Duty 3?

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[la_belette]

...That would be either amazing or sacrilegious! And as I am a purveyor of both, I will see what I can do.

The cut of your jib, sir. I like it.

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[shinygreenjesus]

Amazingly sacriligious?

Anyway, I got the idea from a guy who's from some universe where there really were giant robots in World War II, so he kept saying how it was historically inaccurate. And therefore there needed to be more robots. With lasers.

I have some sketches of what he has in mind, too. [sends you some .jpg files of concept art of, well. Giant nazi robots.]

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[la_belette]

...You know what? Screw proprietary code, I'm doin' it.

I'll have a final version in two weeks.

[hackeralastair]

Don't even think about it, Weaz.

[la_belette]

Every extra inch gives her extra chance for reaching final destination

[hackeralastair]

Dude, wrong target audience. There's no 'her' involved.

[la_belette]

Oh, yeah, because all the chicks who get spam for Cialis and penis growth creams are totally the market audience.

Have you ever actually cleaned out your junk mail file? Does it have, like, spam for Michael Dukakis' presidential run in there?

[permavoice] ROCK FINGERS CANNOT TYPE ON TINY KEYBOARDS

[rock_it_punch]

Dude. Dude.

Do it. Do it do it do it.

[aww you need Godzilla's old comm, it was 8 feet across]

[la_belette]

Become her drillosaur!

I had a witty joke about cell phone sizes here but it has left me

[rock_it_punch]

Yesssss.

Bonus points if you get like an impotent supervillain pissed off with it.

Notice how they keep getting smaller?

[la_belette]

Impotent supervillain? Shit, the only one of those I can think of is Magneto, since he's, like, 90 years older than god. Makes you wonder how he had so many kids, yannow?

[video | I should not even be doing this but I LOVE THE WEAZ]

[insourarmor]

I don't think I'd want to put up with advertisements when I already have to skip through so much on these things, no matter what you're selling.

[Everybody loves the Weaz.]

[la_belette]

Hoisters for your pork-lever

[AS WELL THEY SHOULD.]

[insourarmor]

[[Now he's just checking if he did something stupid with the translation settings.]] Try that again?

[Basks in the warm, loving glow of your loving warmth.]

[la_belette]

Any lover can share a shower with the cloud formation inside the tomato, but it takes a real recliner to bury the moldy globule.