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[la_belette]

How long you think it'll be before internet marketers get a hold of the Comm passwords and start spamming us with Viagra ads?

...You guys want Viagra ads? I could make this happen.

Comments

[hackeralastair]

Don't even think about it, Weaz.

[la_belette]

Every extra inch gives her extra chance for reaching final destination

[hackeralastair]

Dude, wrong target audience. There's no 'her' involved.

[la_belette]

Oh, yeah, because all the chicks who get spam for Cialis and penis growth creams are totally the market audience.

Have you ever actually cleaned out your junk mail file? Does it have, like, spam for Michael Dukakis' presidential run in there?

[hackeralastair]

Of course I have, duh. I just mass-dump it, I don't ever actually look at the emails.

...and your joke might have been wittier if I'd actually been born in America and knew what the hell you were talking about.

[la_belette]

Just say the name "Dukakis" over and over again, and let the comedy flow where it will.

[hackeralastair]

.....

[okay maybe he laughed a little at that. thanks for the bright spot in his shitty weekend, Weaz]

[la_belette]

[/bows. Don't let the bastards getcha down, Al.]