[At first there is only laughter. Grating and loud, and somehow... hickish.
You can just tell.
The laughing downgrades to a creepy sort of giggle accompanied by a hard cracking sound, like cement getting smashed with something.]
Aw hell.
I missed alla you so much
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Pussy.
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SHUT UP.
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Do you eat Kay Eff See and go to RODEOS. I talked to this one guy about rodeos once and he knew a shit ton about them. Sadly, fuck knows where he went.
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KENTUCKY-FRIED PEOPLE.
[LOL AMAZING WITTY JOKE]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Hell yeah I been to a rodeo! What kinda suck-ass sissy hasn't?!
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Well, I HEAR that rodeos are exclusive to inbred mutants who strum banjos, but I'm not too good at American history.
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I HEAR your snatch is exclusive ta the same thing but that won't stop me.
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Carnage... Just great...
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Speak up, baby!
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Loudly.]
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KNOCK IT OFF.
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Oh. Sorry, did you request something? I was busy enjoying myself and my coffee. From Starbucks.
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