IT'S A VOICE POST

Jan 23, 2010 16:03

[At first there is only laughter. Grating and loud, and somehow... hickish.

You can just tell.

The laughing downgrades to a creepy sort of giggle accompanied by a hard cracking sound, like cement getting smashed with something.]

Aw hell.

I missed alla you so much ( Read more... )

† cletus kasady | carnage

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[voice] werewalf January 24 2010, 00:48:48 UTC
I don't suppose that would be anything pleasant like... you know, a batch off cookies or, um, a quilt?

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antiduality January 24 2010, 00:51:11 UTC
Hell no.

Pussy.

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werewalf January 24 2010, 00:53:55 UTC
Well there's nothing wrong with those things, actually, they're quite preferable to the um... boisterous sounds you've been, you know... making. No offense, Ijustthinkyou'resomewhatnoisy.

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antiduality January 24 2010, 00:55:25 UTC
[VOLUME TURNED UP 300% YTP EAR RAPE AHOY]

SHUT UP.

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boomboombatshit January 24 2010, 01:05:22 UTC
HOLY SHIT IT'S A REAL AMERICAN. LIKE THE REAL FUCKING THING. This is what I've always READ about.

Do you eat Kay Eff See and go to RODEOS. I talked to this one guy about rodeos once and he knew a shit ton about them. Sadly, fuck knows where he went.

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antiduality January 24 2010, 01:08:25 UTC
T'BE HONEST I PREFER KFP.

KENTUCKY-FRIED PEOPLE.

[LOL AMAZING WITTY JOKE]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Hell yeah I been to a rodeo! What kinda suck-ass sissy hasn't?!

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boomboombatshit January 24 2010, 01:11:30 UTC
That's a good way to get fat, tubby.

Well, I HEAR that rodeos are exclusive to inbred mutants who strum banjos, but I'm not too good at American history.

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antiduality January 24 2010, 01:13:24 UTC
That's how Americans function! HAHAHA!

I HEAR your snatch is exclusive ta the same thing but that won't stop me.

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victoriaous January 24 2010, 01:19:58 UTC
[A loooooong pause... Maybe a couple muttered curses]

Carnage... Just great...

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antiduality January 24 2010, 01:24:30 UTC
WHO THE FUCK IS THAT.

Speak up, baby!

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victoriaous January 24 2010, 01:33:34 UTC
Still as loud as ever too.

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antiduality January 24 2010, 01:37:30 UTC
BLAAAAAAAH blah blah.

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[voice] drainy_brainy January 24 2010, 01:26:41 UTC
It's back. One too many...

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antiduality January 24 2010, 01:28:33 UTC
I AIN'T AN "IT", ASSHOLE.

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[voice] drainy_brainy January 24 2010, 01:30:28 UTC
It heard me!

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antiduality January 24 2010, 01:36:58 UTC
SHUT UP YOU RETARD.

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voice; 1/2 enigmaestro January 24 2010, 01:28:57 UTC
voice; enigmaestro January 24 2010, 01:29:29 UTC
[Slurps a grande soy milk latte.

Loudly.]

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LMAO antiduality January 24 2010, 01:38:16 UTC
HEY JACKASS.

KNOCK IT OFF.

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<333 enigmaestro January 24 2010, 01:42:05 UTC
Aaah, how refreshing.

Oh. Sorry, did you request something? I was busy enjoying myself and my coffee. From Starbucks.

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