IT'S A VOICE POST

[antiduality]

[At first there is only laughter. Grating and loud, and somehow... hickish.

You can just tell.

The laughing downgrades to a creepy sort of giggle accompanied by a hard cracking sound, like cement getting smashed with something.]

Aw hell.

I missed alla you so much

Comments

[boomboombatshit]

HOLY SHIT IT'S A REAL AMERICAN. LIKE THE REAL FUCKING THING. This is what I've always READ about.

Do you eat Kay Eff See and go to RODEOS. I talked to this one guy about rodeos once and he knew a shit ton about them. Sadly, fuck knows where he went.

[antiduality]

T'BE HONEST I PREFER KFP.

KENTUCKY-FRIED PEOPLE.

[LOL AMAZING WITTY JOKE]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Hell yeah I been to a rodeo! What kinda suck-ass sissy hasn't?!

[boomboombatshit]

That's a good way to get fat, tubby.

Well, I HEAR that rodeos are exclusive to inbred mutants who strum banjos, but I'm not too good at American history.

[antiduality]

That's how Americans function! HAHAHA!

I HEAR your snatch is exclusive ta the same thing but that won't stop me.

[boomboombatshit]

Wait. UMmmmm.

What do you look like?

[antiduality]

What for?

[boomboombatshit]

Because you're offering yourself to me.

[antiduality]

Well shit!

You busy tonight? We oughta meet up.

[boomboombatshit]

Okay.

I'm Australian, legal, and was quite possibly born a male. You?

[antiduality]

I'm Carnage.