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Dec 05, 2009 16:00

So, uh, Killface, if you're around, when I was getting on your mom's spaceship there, I thought we were gonna go, y'know, to space.

Because space is where your planet is, because it's full of aliens, and aliens are from space.

Annnnnd, unless your planet decided to copy my planet, pretty sure this is just planet Earth.

Look, point is, by the time we touched down, I figured I'd be getting a space half and half from some K-cup albino red-eyed alien woman, you know what I'm saying? And if your planet is just my planet, then your planet sucks more than me in that one movie I was in.

...Before you say anything: Shut up.

So, hi, got the big introduction from the robot, all I really need is a clarification on whether or not this is shitty unoriginal copyright violating alien Earth, or just regular Earth, and where the closest Haggar jeans is, because I'm dying to step out of these robot pants.

Feels like I've been sitting in them for, like, a year...

† xander crews | awesome x

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