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[checkmeoutisuck]

So, uh, Killface, if you're around, when I was getting on your mom's spaceship there, I thought we were gonna go, y'know, to space.

Because space is where your planet is, because it's full of aliens, and aliens are from spaceAnnnnnd, unless your planet decided to copy my planet, pretty sure this is just planet Earth

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[voice]

[borrowyourpower]

This Earth is as unoriginal as the name of this city.

[checkmeoutisuck]

Uh-huh.

Which is?

[borrowyourpower]

I've already given you the name of the city.

[checkmeoutisuck]

Wait, you're saying this place is called... The City?

No WAY!

I'm from The Town!

High five!

[owwmyspine]

Uh, well? This is a perfectly regular Earth, to be sure. Probably not yours, though? Which begs the question: multiple universes aren't going to like, blow your mind or anything, are they? 'Cause that's kind of the situation.

[checkmeoutisuck]

Oh.

Alternate universes.

Iiiiiii think I heard about those kind of things?

I know a watched a movie about them once...

Is an alternate universe like It's A Wonderful Life and a ghost is trying to show me what would happen if I did something they didn't like, but it doesn't matter, because they're a ghost, and what the fuck do they know about anything?

I mean, c'mon. They're dead. What makes dead people so special that they get to haunt around and be jerks?

[owwmyspine]

Okay, so. Take It's A Wonderful Life, replace Jimmy with you, make yourself not dead, and nix the angel and...anybody you knew. It's kind of the same thing.

Kinda.

Not really

Nevermind.

[checkmeoutisuck]

Look, I don't know what an alternate universe is. What I do know is that the IMPORTANT thing is, DESPITE a total lack of albino alien women, I'm still rich and Haggar jeans makes pants that grip your legs and ass like a warm six foot two swedish supermodel. Am I right, or am I right?

[Video | oh jesus thank you for bringing us this bounty]

[insourarmor]

[[Just. Staring.]] What are you even going on about?

[checkmeoutisuck]

Look, little girl, all you have to worry about is telling me where I can get a decent comfortably fit pair of chinos around here.

[insourarmor]

I'm not a girl, you ass!

[checkmeoutisuck]

Well...

Then you should probably get a haircut.