HELLO, WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE SCARY MOVIE?

[capemods]

[If you're looking directly at a still-functioning zombie, you'll see it twitch as pale blue sparks flash over it, then collapse to the ground as it goes limp. All the dead bodies then vanish in a bright flash, much like the ones that people get dePorted in. After they're gone, the comms will crackle to life as they've been tending to lately, and

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[stealthvirus]

Could you be more condescending

[aaaalllsssoooo tentatively trying to poke around grinbitch's digital imprint on the network]

ENCRYPTED | lskjdflka WTF IS MY HIATUS DAMN YOU KID

[out_of_beta]

CAREFUL_

ENCRYPTED/UNHACKABLE | I AM A BREAKER

[stealthvirus]

I have to push her limits, see what she's capable of

But thank you for the concern, GLaDOS

ENCRYPTED/UNHACKABLE | I CANNOT STAY AWAY

[out_of_beta]

IT IS EASIER FOR YOU
GIVEN THE ADVANCEMENTS OF YOUR SUIT
YOU ARE LESS SUSCEPTIBLE TO ORGANIC DAMAGE
I THINK I AM JEALOUS BUT WE ARE FRIENDS SO I AM HAPPY FOR YOU

DO NOT HOWEVER ALLOW HER
TO COMPROMISE YOUR CAPABILITIES OTHERWISE_

[2/trowa/voice]

[unnamed_nothing]

[so so very coldly]

You should have done that sooner.

[capemods]

I thought you'd be able to take care of it.

[liverletdie]

Technically, wouldn't it have been us cleaning up after someone else?

[capemods]

If you had succeeded, yes.

[liverletdie]

How many of them were left at the end of this? It couldn't have been that many.

[capemods]

There weren't. The issue remains that one of you let them loose in the first place.

[capemods]

[BUZZER NOISE] So sorry, that was your last guess. Please try again next time!

[dickgunshoe]

Would it be possible for me to request that you show up on a larger screen?

[capemods]

It would be possible to request it, yes.

[dickgunshoe]

And, would you do it if I requested it?

[capemods]

Let's say, unlikely.