09 [extremely laborious text and video] ITT: BITCHING WITH SCALES
dear city,
thisn is another reactiion post. i thinkn i will srtrart this round oiff, however:
i am a fiuckinh velocirapt5or.
tfalk amlonmg yourselkves.
[attached: 30 seconds of footage of the WORLD'S MOST PISSED-OFF CHICKEN-SIZED DINOSAUR RUNNING ACROSS A SPOTLESS LINOLEUM FLOOR AND SCREECHING. it looks kind of like this, but it's a.) slightly smaller, hence the chicken thing (also chicken sounds funnier) and b.) still has glasses dangling off the side of its face. this is not going to be a very good day.]
thisn is another reactiion post. i thinkn i will srtrart this round oiff, however:
i am a fiuckinh velocirapt5or.
tfalk amlonmg yourselkves.
[attached: 30 seconds of footage of the WORLD'S MOST PISSED-OFF CHICKEN-SIZED DINOSAUR RUNNING ACROSS A SPOTLESS LINOLEUM FLOOR AND SCREECHING. it looks kind of like this, but it's a.) slightly smaller, hence the chicken thing (also chicken sounds funnier) and b.) still has glasses dangling off the side of its face. this is not going to be a very good day.]