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09 [extremely laborious text and video] ITT: BITCHING WITH SCALES

Oct 22, 2009 17:27

dear city,

thisn is another reactiion post. i thinkn i will srtrart this round oiff, however:

i am a fiuckinh velocirapt5or.

tfalk amlonmg yourselkves.

[attached: 30 seconds of footage of the WORLD'S MOST PISSED-OFF CHICKEN-SIZED DINOSAUR RUNNING ACROSS A SPOTLESS LINOLEUM FLOOR AND SCREECHING. it looks kind of like this, but it's a.) slightly ( Read more... )

† dr. allison mann | n/a

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beargodjunior October 22 2009, 21:39:14 UTC

Um. Wow.

[video] pinecloned October 22 2009, 21:42:58 UTC

[DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO TYPE WITH THESE HANDS

BITCH I WILL NOT EVEN DIGNIFY THAT WITH A RESPONSE]

[video] beargodjunior October 23 2009, 00:56:32 UTC

...can you talk?

[video] pinecloned October 23 2009, 01:06:47 UTC

[IF I COULD TALK WOULD I BE PUTTING ON THIS GODDAMN SIDESHOW AIJASJAISIJAISIASASIJJAS

except she doesn't say that! because she cannot talk! and instead shakes her little lizard head :(]

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[voice] coldempress October 22 2009, 21:44:31 UTC

You need to calm down if you want to turn back into a human, you know.

[text] pinecloned October 22 2009, 21:48:45 UTC

your power/

coldempress October 22 2009, 21:50:05 UTC

No. A friend's.

You're supposed to..really concentrate on being human. I think that's what he does.

pinecloned October 22 2009, 21:54:06 UTC

[well, at least her powers force her to be a mastah of concentration in the first place :( there is dead silence on the text front on the other end as she attempts this! cussing mentally all the way.]

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[voice] olcountrydoc October 22 2009, 21:52:32 UTC

[HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER]

You sure it's a velociraptor, and not just somethin' similar?

[video] pinecloned October 22 2009, 21:57:50 UTC

[IS IT IMMATURE TO SCREE AT THE CAMERA?]

[voice] olcountrydoc October 22 2009, 22:00:27 UTC

Mmm-hmm, very good. And besides that, how do you feel?

pinecloned October 22 2009, 22:04:46 UTC

[oh for god's sake >:( she's just going to try maruko's advice for now and focus, CALM BLUE OCEAN, etc., but goddamn if she is going to let anyone watch her velociraptor meditation. after a load of flailing, off goes the communicator!]

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plantpacifist October 22 2009, 22:02:18 UTC

... You look kind of like a Thomas.

pinecloned October 22 2009, 22:06:26 UTC

[uh]

plantpacifist October 22 2009, 22:09:46 UTC

[he means the flightless birds that are totally not chocobos that people use as horses back home, but let's make puns instead]

... Or maybe more of a Kevin.

pinecloned October 22 2009, 22:13:35 UTC

[slowly

shakes

her fluffy raptor head]

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notsoloyal October 22 2009, 22:05:35 UTC

[Staring. Marking that up as the worst ability ever. Because. akjefbksjba DINOSAUR.]

Interesting ability.

[text, agonizingly long because she doesn't know how to hit more than one key at a time :(] pinecloned October 22 2009, 22:08:48 UTC

you think?

notsoloyal October 22 2009, 22:21:12 UTC

Indeed.

Is transforming into a... velociraptor all you can do?

SIX MINUTES LATER, VOICE! pinecloned October 22 2009, 22:57:42 UTC

Apparently.

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