Hello there, Citizens! I come to you with grave and fantastic news!
The Fan Club is finally up and running!
Check it out!
[He holds up a
t-shirt to the camera, grinning the exact same cheesy grin as the one printed on the t-shirt. He holds that pose for a second, and then tosses the t-shirt aside.]
So if you sign up now, we're also including, gratis, a mini-biography and a test can of the new Captain Hammer Energy Drink. I like it. It's kinda got this nice mango aftertaste.
Send a self-addressed stamped envelope to:
The Captain Hammer Fan Club
PO Box 18898
Schenectady, NY, 12305
Allow six to eight weeks for delivery.
[Big cheesy grin! He's ready to take your questions now!]
((OOC: BAH. Called into work unexpectedly. Back later tonight, I swear. /BODYSLAMS BACK INTO POST))