Uh, 7. Video.

[the_hammer_is]

Hello there, Citizens! I come to you with grave and fantastic news!

The Fan Club is finally up and running!

Check it out!

[He holds up a t-shirt to the camera, grinning the exact same cheesy grin as the one printed on the t-shirt. He holds that pose for a second, and then tosses the t-shirt aside

Comments

[supersonicracer]

So, what's the fantastic news?

[the_hammer_is]

That the Fan Club is up and running. You should get Q-Tips.

[supersonicracer]

Huh.

For a moment there, I thought it was the grave news! Oh, silly me!

[the_hammer_is]

Grave can also mean 'of weighted importance' in addition to 'serious.'

I looked that up in my dictionary.

[pinecloned]

What, no website?

[the_hammer_is]

Still under construction. My PR team is working on it, though!

Voice;

[idateforsupper]

Are you in a band or something?

Video

[the_hammer_is]

No. I'm Captain Hammer. I'm a superhero.

Video

[idateforsupper]

Then why do you need a fan club?

Video

[the_hammer_is]

...Be...cause I'm a superhero?

[the_hammer_is]

Is this some Harry Potter thing?

Because I don't read Harry Potter.

[the_hammer_is]

Oh yeah.

I make most of 'em. The ladies love it.

[meowminx]

Really.

[the_hammer_is]

...You!

Yes, really.

[meowminx]

Yes, me.

Sad.