Comments | capeandcowl: 9th Scam

conartistcon in capeandcowl

9th Scam - Video

Aug 26, 2009 11:38

[Sanjay is standing with his back to the camera. Surrounding him are TONS of weapons. Big fancy bazookas, grenade launchers, and things that are quite literally out of this world. Like... really, where did he get most of this crap? As he speaks, his back is carefully kept to the camera ( Read more... )

† swindle | sanjay vasuda

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conartistcon August 26 2009, 19:03:10 UTC

I had already figured that out, Lyra.

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conartistcon August 26 2009, 19:07:35 UTC

Oh, I have no qualms about my name... lets people know what kind of mech they're up against!

It was more a desire not to have Autobots on my tailpipe. And wouldn't you know, it worked!

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[Private] oww_myhead August 26 2009, 19:00:52 UTC

I always thought "Sanjay" was a funny name for a Cybertronian.

[Private] conartistcon August 26 2009, 19:03:38 UTC

[a short laugh]

Can't put anything past you, can I, Ted?

[Private] oww_myhead August 26 2009, 19:05:23 UTC

I had my suspicions for awhile, but I think about the time you started freaking out over the tribbles kinda spelled it out for me.

[Private] conartistcon August 26 2009, 19:08:52 UTC

Ugh.

Should have known, I suppose. Then again, most things tend to scream blue murder around Starscream, so I didn't think it would necessarily apply to all Decepticons...

Ah well. What's one little slip-up among resounding success?

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[Private] immaculatebeard August 26 2009, 19:02:35 UTC

And just what sort of price are you putting on that collection?

[Private] conartistcon August 26 2009, 19:06:37 UTC

The whole thing?

[spins around, calculating it in his head]

Understand, some of these items are quite valuable, and I couldn't BEAR to part with them...

[stops, nods firmly]

Five billion.

[Private] immaculatebeard August 26 2009, 19:09:24 UTC

Aiming high, I see. And with a name like 'Swindle', I have to say I'm not terribly surprised.

I'm sure it wouldn't be unreasonable for a potential buyer to ask to see some of the merchandise?

[Private] conartistcon August 26 2009, 19:12:54 UTC

I'm afraid you don't understand. There is no other tech this advanced anywhere else on this world. It's one of a kind - the owner of this stuff could forge light years ahead of his competitors. I'd say five billion for the monopoly on the weapons industry isn't being swindled... it's an investment.

You're most certainly welcome to inspect the wares. And despite my name, I can assure you that nothing in my stock is faulty - that'd be bad for business.

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hackeralastair August 26 2009, 19:08:05 UTC

...disgusting. There's one in every universe.

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hurr conartistcon August 26 2009, 19:34:47 UTC

Henry? You've seen the security around the Stop n Spend, right?

I'd like to see them try.

[voice] tallandclueless August 27 2009, 00:50:21 UTC

SEE HENRY! SEE WHAT I SAID!

I was right...

[GASP]

I WAS RIGHT!

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