[video]

[martialartistic]

Uh. Yo.

[ Melee is lifting her shirt and-- whoops. Behold, her strange lack of well, anything. HerHis body is clearly masculine. ]

Does anybody else see this, or has all the bullshit in this place finally driven me insane?

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[voice]

[tothecloud]

M--

MELEE?

[voice]

[martialartistic]

It's me. [ Dryly. ] But the twins are gone.

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[grrwoof]

[ Heine is clearly distracted with something off screen and then he finally catches eye of the video, and he instantly recoils at the shirt lifting-- ]

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[grrwoof]

[ Then he just frowns and blinks ]

video;

[grrwoof]

...

What the fuck.

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[martialartistic]

You're telling me. Damn.

[ A pause. Then she readjusts the front of his fatigues. ]

Geez, what the hell. How do you guys walk around with this deal in your pants?

[hellcommander]

[have a video of Hiruma poking hisher boobs and looking positively dejected about the whole thing]

[martialartistic]

Huh.

[ Pause. ]

Guuuuess it's not just me.

[hellcommander]

[head meets wall. repeatedly. OFTEN AND WITH VIGOR. Etc]

Where were you when you had your fucking downstairs mixup.

[martialartistic]

I was on my morning jog.

[ Wry. ]

Lemme tell ya, having a pair of balls appearing in your pants while you're jogging can trip you up.

[deadontarget]

Whatever. This don't mean you get to stop cleaning my laundry.

[martialartistic]

You wanna die, asshole?

[deadontarget]

Can't hear ya over the vroom vroom of my dryer. HURRY IT UP BITCH.

[martialartistic]

Hey, hombre. I bet my dick's bigger than yours.

[Voice]

[asdflkjgh]

...

Who are you?

[Voice]

[martialartistic]

[ He might be entertained. ]

Dude, it's Melee!

[Voice]

[asdflkjgh]

[I am so confused]

You're not. Melee is female.

[Voice]

[martialartistic]

You get a good look at Hiruma lately? [ Wry. ] Looks like some of us got our genders switched today.