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[martialartistic]

Uh. Yo.

[ Melee is lifting her shirt and-- whoops. Behold, her strange lack of well, anything. HerHis body is clearly masculine. ]

Does anybody else see this, or has all the bullshit in this place finally driven me insane?

Comments

video; 1/3

[grrwoof]

[ Heine is clearly distracted with something off screen and then he finally catches eye of the video, and he instantly recoils at the shirt lifting-- ]

video; 2/3

[grrwoof]

[ Then he just frowns and blinks ]

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[grrwoof]

...

What the fuck.

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[martialartistic]

You're telling me. Damn.

[ A pause. Then she readjusts the front of his fatigues. ]

Geez, what the hell. How do you guys walk around with this deal in your pants?

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[grrwoof]

[...silence. Then a groan and Heine covering his eyes and pinching the bridge of his nose]

We're not going to talk about that.

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[martialartistic]

...

[ Melee seems to realize something. ]

This means I can totally pee standing up.

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[grrwoof]

You sound happy about that.

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[martialartistic]

Yeah, well. I get tired of getting shit 'cause I'm a girl. Being a guy's not so bad.

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[grrwoof]

I don't know. You were already a lot less girly than a lot of guys around here.

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[martialartistic]

That better be a compliment, hombre.

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[grrwoof]

[ Is he amused? Maybe, but he's look in an aloof manner at something above the screen ]

Maybe. Maybe not. I'll leave that for you to consider, hombre.

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[martialartistic]

[ Melee flips the screen off, but she's grinning at him. ]

Yeah, yeah. Hey, this means you better come and spar with me now.

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[grrwoof]

[a pause. a blink]

...no way to escape this time, huh.