I'm clearly in a hypomanic state right now, because I sat down and churned this thing out pretty much all in one go when it's been YEARS since I've written anything without a cowriter to prod me along. If you like bandom, you might want to read this. If you like literature, you might not want to read this BUT YOU SHOULD ANYWAY WHAAAAAT.

( don't wish it away, don't look at it like it's forever )

To the local idiots who forced me to call 911 at 4 am...I HATE YOU. But on the other hand, by waking up I got to hear NEW FUCKING PANIC so I guess that's okay? http://www.petewentz.com, be still my beating heart!

OKAY. Most of y'all know about my ambivalent feelings regarding one Mr. Pete Wentz. That being said, that "Goodnight Moon" clip makes me feel funny in my pants. I'm just sayin'. Now I just want something like that but real and costarring Ryan Ross. MMMHMM ( Read more... )

Okay, it's about eleventy billion degrees outside and my vagina is on the verge of exploding again, so what better time for some inappropriate sharing and a follow up to the infamous masturbation poll?

( EXTREME TMI. )