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[MW] 1. Where kissing ass is better than kissing dirt

Apr 12, 2010 10:00

[Inter-office ministry memo viewable by Master, Iago, Judas, Malcolm, Denise & Martha]

Some days, my friends, I can't get enough of just how great we are. Martha not so much, that woman... Master what were you thinking... This is the pinaccle of all that is grandiose and truth be told we have only one being to thank; our glorious and most cunning ( Read more... )

masterworld - better than disneyland, public service announcement, kissing ass is important, looks good in leather

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[goony filter of gooniness] athames April 12 2010, 01:02:05 UTC

Gee, boss, you know just how to warm that heart of mine. Have to pass on the piss though. Was just about to grab a platoon and check out our latest arrivals, soon as Sylar stops screwing around in the detention wing. You know how he loves to keep poking at them.

[goony filter of gooniness] cantrunfromme April 12 2010, 01:14:50 UTC

If you wanted pats on your fucking back you would have stayed latched onto your mother's tit.

Yes I was going to get you and Tyler to go sort that tin can out but if you can pull monobrow away from his toys he can go to. What sector were you covering? Market district?

[goony filter of gooniness] Because MW!Cole is even snarkier than usual. athames April 12 2010, 01:28:00 UTC

Can't begrudge a guy his hobbies. And sure, I'll drag Durden along, make a party out of it. We'll even bring back a couple favors, just to show we're thinking of you.

Yeah, yeah, I was checking the stalls before the sky started falling. Found some more of those resistance posters hung up.

[goony filter of gooniness] Snark is the money of masterworld cantrunfromme April 12 2010, 02:24:42 UTC

How fucking sweet. I'll have your spoils at the finish line when you're done.

[After notification from the Master]

I want you boys to clean that ship out. Take a litte something for your self but everything of value comes back to the Master, do you copy? We'll have a meeting about dealing with those resistance fucks soon enough.

[goony filter of gooniness] athames April 12 2010, 02:36:26 UTC

I shit sugar for you, boss.

Anything in particular for our fearless leader - shiny, bloody, breathing, not-breathing? Or can we pick and choose what to dump on the doorstep?

[goony filter of gooniness] cantrunfromme April 12 2010, 04:00:34 UTC

Shinier the better. The whole cabinet is watching so you better not fuck up.

[goony filter of gooniness] athames April 12 2010, 04:29:57 UTC

[SAAAAAARCASM.] Darn. I'll have to scrap my plans of skipping in and tossing flowers at them.

[goony filter of gooniness] cantrunfromme April 12 2010, 05:04:28 UTC

It is no joke, Belthazor. This is our department's chance to stand above the rest. The rewards will be great when we succeed.

[goony filter of gooniness] athames April 12 2010, 05:22:22 UTC

No shit, boss. I've been doing this just as long as you have - I think I know when the cogs are turning.

[goony filter of gooniness] cantrunfromme April 12 2010, 06:21:19 UTC

Don't think I've forgotten. Who pulled those strings to get you that cushy apartment when I was promoted? I look after my boys and in return they get shit done.

[goony filter of gooniness] athames April 12 2010, 06:26:40 UTC

How could I not when I get such nice carrots dangled in front of me.

[goony filter of gooniness] cantrunfromme April 12 2010, 06:41:50 UTC

There's always the alternative.

[goony filter of gooniness] athames April 12 2010, 06:49:21 UTC

Pfft. As if anyone else could rack up the quotas like I do.

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