WOW, you all know how hard it is to literally offend me. Fucking Montel right now is doing an adoption thing, like reunion with their birth mother and GODDAMN!! It reminds me of the part in Cannibal Holocaust where there's a pregnant chick tied to a stake and all the other women in the tribe rip the baby out and smash the mom's skull in with rocks ( Read more... )

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It's chainsaw time!!!

Duuudes; I got a Smith & Wesson Model 500 (it's a .50 caliber Magnum but I can load it with full-length .223 Remington cartridges; think bullet belt). Basically, I can kill a fucking elephant with that thing...

My gun compared to Dirty Harry's gun.


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The fucking snowcat got stuck.


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Yeah, the snow is up over our windows now. And there are 7 foot deep trenches between the cabins so everything looks like Hoth. The roads have been closed since last Wednesday with close to 200 people stuck up here. It almost sucks, but I like The Shining.

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Raymond fucking Hopson is the man.

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