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[canisfidelus]

Oy.

Oy.

Prongs, where are you? This definitely isn't Hogsmeade.

Well, at least I didn't splinch myself. First try and everything, perfect apparition if I do say so myself, and I do. One more tally for the genius column.

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[eduronox]

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1/idk WARDED | CURSED | YOUR BALLS WILL ROT IF YOU HACK THIS

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2/idk WARDED | CURSED | YOUR BALLS WILL ROT IF YOU HACK THIS

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Hogsmeade-

3/idk WARDED | CURSED | YOUR BALLS WILL ROT IF YOU HACK THIS

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...PRONGS?!

4/6 WARDED | CURSED | YOUR BALLS WILL ROT IF YOU HACK THIS

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.....

[bitingnightmare]

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[canisfidelus]

You know that staring blankly into space makes you stupider? It's true, Wormtail proved it.

[bitingnightmare]

Do you have a brother?

[canisfidelus]

Yeah.

[lyra_of_dust]

Splinched?

[canisfidelus]

Yeah, you know, when your body's in one place and another part is in another?

[so_very_greedy]

Splinch? What is that, some vague sexual euphemism?

[canisfidelus]

What are you? An idiot?

[so_very_greedy]

Actually, I'm a homunculus. Now what the hell's a splinch?

[canisfidelus]

Which I'm assuming, then, is Latin for idiot.