::Voice Post::

[canisfidelus]

Oy.

Oy.

Prongs, where are you? This definitely isn't Hogsmeade.

Well, at least I didn't splinch myself. First try and everything, perfect apparition if I do say so myself, and I do. One more tally for the genius column.

Comments

[so_very_greedy]

Splinch? What is that, some vague sexual euphemism?

[canisfidelus]

What are you? An idiot?

[so_very_greedy]

Actually, I'm a homunculus. Now what the hell's a splinch?

[canisfidelus]

Which I'm assuming, then, is Latin for idiot.

[so_very_greedy]

You're about to be given the latin name for "Man with his head smashed in", now what's a splinch?

[canisfidelus]

Can I call you MacNair? I'm going to call you MacNair.

So, MacNair, a splinch is when an idiot apparates and leaves parts of their body where they left from.

[so_very_greedy]

My NAME is Greed.

Doesn't that kill you?

[canisfidelus]

Right.

No, MacNair, it doesn't kill you.

[so_very_greedy]

My name ain't ManNair.

Unless you either regenerate, or your world works on some fucked up physics, that's supposed to hurt you.

[canisfidelus]

I didn't say it didn't hurt. I just said it wouldn't kill. There's a difference.

[so_very_greedy]

It would if you left your head.

[canisfidelus]

Didn't pass basic charms, did you, MacNair?

Even splinching your head off can't really kill you.

[so_very_greedy]

That's the dumbest shit I've ever heard. Your world must be really odd.

Call me MacNair again and I'm givin' you a smack in the head if I ever meet you on the streets.