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[candyholic]

WHO HAS AN INTERVIEW NEXT THURSDAY AT BARNES & NOBLE.

...it just might be me.

i: where did mom go?
my brother: to get an axe.
i: what?
my brother: to chop off your head.
i: that's cool.
my brother: a bigger one, i mean. a battle axe.

later...
my brother: you know i was kidding, right? about the axe?
i: no, i'm crying. see?
my brother:

Comments

[verbing_noun]

Told you! Way to be proactive!
I may have forgotten to mention, but me being your Motivator and all, I just wanted to let you know that I get a 99% cut of your paycheck whenever you get the job. In case you didn't realize. And a lot of books.
Oh and tickets have been Gotten. So there.

[candyholic]

i was fully prepared to call, too. swearsies. and i don't actually have the jorb, just an Interview With Jennifer.
HIP HIP TICKETS
and you do get discounts. and consider that you shall indirectly benefit from my paychecks...i.e., money --> shows --> sara is dragged along, moneyed or otherwise.
so. there.
and i so have to see your Jobplace, what with all of its Caffeine and Such.

[verbing_noun]

Indirectly and directly. I mean what. And When I say you already have a job there, you already have a job there. Given I say-ed it.
Ali you already have a job there.

[watkinsatheart]

your brother is my hero.