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WHO HAS AN INTERVIEW NEXT THURSDAY AT BARNES & NOBLE.
...it just might be me.
i: where did mom go?
my brother: to get an axe.
i: what?
my brother: to chop off your head.
i: that's cool.
my brother: a bigger one, i mean. a battle axe.
later...
my brother: you know i was kidding, right? about the axe?
i: no, i'm crying. see?
my brother: because it would take a really long time if she had to get a 3000-lb axe. i mean, she'd probably have to hire someone or something, and it would take a really long time, and she said before that she'd be back in 20 minutes, so she didn't. and giant eagle doesn't have axes. do they?
...it just might be me.
i: where did mom go?
my brother: to get an axe.
i: what?
my brother: to chop off your head.
i: that's cool.
my brother: a bigger one, i mean. a battle axe.
later...
my brother: you know i was kidding, right? about the axe?
i: no, i'm crying. see?
my brother: because it would take a really long time if she had to get a 3000-lb axe. i mean, she'd probably have to hire someone or something, and it would take a really long time, and she said before that she'd be back in 20 minutes, so she didn't. and giant eagle doesn't have axes. do they?