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Character: Tony Tony Chopper
Series: One Piece
Character Age: 15
Canon: Chopper was born as a blue-nosed reindeer, and like a similar reindeer you may have heard of, was excluded from any reindeer games. However one day he ate the Human Human Fruit and gained the abilities of a human: the ability to change his appearance dramatically from reindeer to human. Now he was not only excluded but exiled from his herd, so he decided to join the humans only to be feared by them as a monster. Longer emo story short, he joins a heartfelt crew of pirates as their doctor on a journey to the ends of the sea to find the greatest treasure One Piece, as they managed to heal the wound in his heart of not having anyone accept him.
Chopper, having little experience with humans or anything else for that matter is highly gullible and has a hard time hiding his feelings. He might tell you to shut up and that he doesn't enjoy your compliments- but he'll be twisting in uncomfortable joy. Despite his young age he is an accomplished doctor when he remembers he is one- in a stressful situation it's something he forgets easily. He panics easily and will spazz out over small things, which doesn't help matters any. He's not one who wants to get into combat despite the fact that he is quite impressively strong, sooner running away with the weaker crewmates than fighting it out with the powerhouses. This is due to the fact that he has a bit of a self-confidence issue, but once he gathers enough courage, he's not someone you want to cross.
Note: Chopper has the ability to communicate with animals.
Sample Post:
AHHHHHHHHHHH! SOMEONE CALL A DOCTOR!
AH! I'm a doctor!
Okay! Stop moving, you're only going to make it worse! Don't take off the bandages, they're supposed to keep you from moving! What do you mean you'll be fine if I just stick it back on? You just lost an arm! And a leg! I don't know how you're still moving, are you a zombie?! YOU ARE?! HELP! HELP! SOMEBODY SAVE ME! The zombie is chasing after me! The zombie is... slowly lurching towards me? Phew. It's not so scary! I have to be brave! I have to be someone courageous even when faced with z-z-zombies, otherwise everyone else won't ever depend on me because I'm always running away! I mustn't run away! I mustn't... run away!
Huff...pufff... I'm a little out of breath from all that running away. I'll just have to be brave from now until I find my way back! That's right, I'll find the gold here without anyone else's help and surprise them! I'm Tony Tony Chopper, brave doctor of the sea-a-aaaaaaahh! What's that? Oh, it's just a fox... with a gun? Why does a fox need a gun?! Oh, for hunting. That makes sense- you're hunting dogs? Isn't that the wrong way around!? You're a houndfox? Really?! Because you're so great that not only do other foxes respect you but dogs do too! Wow! That's amazing --it's a lie?! You lied because you're sly like a fox? I see! But why did you have to lie? You're on a sneaking mission... I see, you were testing me because I was talking to that z-zombie earlier. I'm not amazing you asshole! Even if you call me brave for talking to a zombie doesn't mean I'll like you, you idiot~ Shut up~♥!
Anyway, Mr. Houndfox, do you know how I can get out of here? The only exit is death huh... that's a lie too right? No?! AHHHH! AHHH! HELP! ANYONE! DEATH IS NOT AN OPTION!
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Character Name: Mithos Yggdrasil
Canon: Tales of Symphonia
Age: Slightly over four thousand! Usually appears to be in his early teens.
Canon: MAJOR SPOILERS ABOUND THROUGH THIS APP.
Tales of Symphonia focuses upon the Chosen One, Colette, and her band of merry and not-so-merry protectors, as they go on an epic quest to save the world of Sylvarant. It's not as easy as it seems, however. Apart from the usual run of monsters, bosses, and magical sidequests, they must end up dealing with backstabbing, racial prejudice, the evil organization Cruxis, and the fact that their world is twined with another named Tethe'alla. As Sylvarant's prosperity means Tethe'alla's decline, their new goal becomes to reunite the worlds, so that everyone may prosper.
Along the way, they meet Mithos, a half-elf who has been persecuted because of his race and lived as an outcast all his life. He appears very quiet, almost timid, although given time he begins to open up to the other half-elves in the group (particularly Genis) due to their shared past. Polite, a little bit sad, and awkwardly unsure of himself, he tends to verbally reaffirm his relationships with people, and is often uneasy around others due to his former outcast status. However, he does have his moments of strength, and bails the group out of some sticky situations.
Most of the above, however, is a lie! Mithos is actually Yggdrasil, head of Cruxis, the one responsible for dividing the worlds, and the final boss that Our Intrepid Heroes must ultimately face. Because of his sister Martel's unjust death, Mithos' original wish to create a perfect world without prejudice has grown bitter and twisted over the centuries. His intention is to revive her and create a world of unchanging Lifeless Beings for the two of them, where race, mind and soul no longer matter. His true voice is haughty, bitter and increasingly crazed--he believes himself and his sister to be victims of an uncaring world, and is focused on his two goals to the extent of alienating even his allies.
Sample Post:
I...I think I've gotten turned around, somehow. I've got to get out of this forest and warn the others about it...about the terrible trees and the purple monsters that live around here. Because...we're friends, and allies. And we're half-elves. We need to stick together, right?
...argh! That...wasn't what I meant by sticking together, sir, though I--really appreciate you making the effort. But I'd prefer it if you, um, unglued yourself from my arm, since we don't know each other. It doesn't work that way, to stick together with your kind. It's not just determined by what you are on the outside, but...what you are on the inside. Though you don't seem to have that much, either way. It's why I have to find my friends again. They know what it's like.
Although you...your kind does too, I guess. After all, it looks like some of you are half-elves too, aren't you? ...and half-apes, too, and half-squirrels, and--
I'm sorry, sir or ma'am, but I really think that might be...too many halves. Please, try and put yourself together properly, won't you? Ah, can you even...can you even understand me? No...?
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Who do you inferior beings think you are, anyway, making a mockery of my plans like this? Lurching around willy-nilly, with your insignificant and disgusting desires--you're not fit to call yourselves Lifeless Beings at all! You might be in so many pieces that no one can tell what you were, but don't think that you rotting dolls can do anything for me! Don't any of you understand? No matter what kind of world this is, it's filthy! The pain of being caught between human and elf, bird and bee, living and dead--it's just too real, and there's too much that time cannot erase! Hahaha...hahahahaha! I swear I'll cleanse all of this world for you, my beloved sister, with my own hands!
No, put that...Purell Instant Sanitizer back where it came from rightnow, you worthless peon. I don't need it.
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Character: Urashima Keitaro
Series: Love Hina
Age: 19-20
Canon: Love Hina is the story of Urashima Keitaro, a luckless, pitiful guy who can't talk to a girl to save his life. His whole life, he has been working arduously to achieve his one goal: to pass Tokyo University's entrance examinations so that he can find a nameless girl-from-his-memories, marry her, and live happily ever after. This wouldn't be a problem if it wasn't for the fact that he failed the entrance examination two years running with no signs of this streak ending. Complicating matters even more is his Grandma's decision to make him the landlord of an all-girl dormitory. Between spazzing over failing test grades, outrageous female tenants, and confusion that maybe one of them might be that girl from his past, it's safe to say that Keitaro's life sucks.
Urashima Keitaro is, in many ways, the geek of geeks. He's excessively klutzy, tends to have overly romantic daydreams, and has the self-esteem of a gnat. In fact, most of the problems that Keitaro faces stem from these geeky tendencies. His mind has a tendency to wander when he should be doing something else (like studying), and frequently he trips and lands squarely into an unsuspecting girl. Despite the really awkward situations he gets thrust into, Keitaro is actually a kindhearted and caring guy (though still a bit of a pervert). He genuinely wants people to be happy and has a soft tenderness and consideration for his tenants. But when the deadline is coming and there's nowhere to run, Keitaro will roll up his sleeves and pull out a win! …or not?
Note: The ogress and hot-headed tomboy mentioned is Naru Narusegawa, a tenant that Keitaro has an especially strong love-hate relationship with.
Sample:
Ronin's log, date… Wait, no, that's stupid. Let me rewind that and start over again. Survivalist's log, date… I have no idea. It has been days since I have made my escape into this deep jungle to get away from "the ogress" after spotting her on my soul-healing trip through Tokyo. Maybe the gods have it in for me? Anyway, while I believe I have gotten away… I have no freaking clue where I am! The plants look like something out of "The Creature From the Black Lagoon," but whoever heard of a swamp in Tokyo? I think I am losing my mind. I mean, just a few minutes ago I thought I heard a toucan mumbling "pervert alert" to another toucan, but he couldn't be talking about me, could he? Before I fall into the deep depths of dementia, I have decided to record my thoughts for whoever finds my dead body. So to whoever finds this tape recording, my name is Urashima Keitaro, and the body you see next to this is the end of a sad and lonely life of a guy who never had a girlfriend.
I wonder if this is how Tarzan had his start? I bet that's what happened: he was just some down-on-his-luck guy wandering into the jungle and he got lost. In no time, my feral instincts will take over and I will become king of the woods. I can see it now, flying high above the trees, Jane at my hand and my body rippled in muscles. We'd sit high above the treetops and watch the sunset together and drink coconut milk with bamboo straws. "It's so lovely," she'd say to me, "it's almost like a dream." And then I would say, "It's not as lovely and dreamy as the woman sitting beside me." And that night we'd go into our hut and… L-like anything like that could ever happen to me! Ah-ha-ha! I'm probably the unluckiest guy in the world. Two years! Two whole years of trying to get into Tokyo U-and all for nothing! Sure, it was just failing a practice exam-but that's… Ugh… maybe it'd be better off if I were lost in this jungle for the rest of my life…
Huh-wh-wh-whoa, tripping on a vine! Oof… boy, am I glad that this swamp fungus is soft and squishy, or else I-I-I'M SO SORRY, MA'AM! It was completely an accident, I swear! I didn't mean to touch your breasts! Huh? You're not going to punch me into orbit? Ah-ha-ha! Of course not, only that hot-headed tomboy would ever do something like-I'm sorry, really! Here, let me help you up, it's the least I can do. Wait a minute… am I actually touching a girl's hand? Th-this day may not be so bad after all! My name is Urashima Keitaro, ma'am, and if there is anything I could do to help, don't be afraid to ask. Though, I really am not good for much, but I would love to at least try to help. You want my what? W-well… I think I'm going to need my brains if I'm ever going to Tokyo-y-y-you're not alive are you? B-b-b-b-but th-that means th-that y-y-you're… HOLY COW I JUST TOUCHED ZOMBIE BOOBS!!
Ronin's log, number 2: I have no idea what is going on in this place, but they have the living undead with nice cleavage. If you come across this, run as far away as you possibly can! Oh, and tell the girl of my past, whoever she is, I love you and I'm sorry I could never keep our promise! WAAAAAAH!
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Character: Gailardia Galan Gardios - Or just Guy Cecil
Series: Tales of the Abyss
Character Age: 21
Canon:When the lands of the world risk collapsing into a highly poisonous goop, who are you going to call? Certainly not the spoiled rotten son of a duke and his personal servant, that's for sure. But beggars can't really be choosers, and when your main villain views using the poisonous goop as the quick fix-it to all the problems in the world, it's really better to resort to swords, not words. Guy is the personal servant in this scenario, and he tries to be the voice of reason for the party. However, he's not perfect.
Guy is, for the most part, a pretty sensitive guy, no puns intended. He seems to be the most in tune with when something is wrong with someone else, or typically is good at reading signs on what a guy should or shouldn't say. This makes him a pretty mellow kind of person, and it truly takes a lot to get him angry. Though, he is, of course, not above giving someone a punch or two should they deserve it. This would almost make him the perfect, well, guy, if not for two things: the fastest way to Guy's heart is through technology. He just loves to play with wires, and powercells, to the point of creeping others around him out. Oh, and Guy is very gynophobic. Loyal, smart, handsome, he'll follow you to the ends of the earth! Just... no touching, please, ladies.
Note: Fontech is the Abyss equivalent of technology. Belkend and Sheridan are the cities where it is manufactured.
Sample Entry:
I should have known that this advertisement was too good to be true. A place with more advanced fontech than Belkend and Sheridan combined? And now that I'm here, I'm really wondering what this director's definition of 'advanced' is. I guess there could be something here, but the entire land is looking really undeveloped. Log cabins don't exactly say 'technologically advanced people' after all, and there's a serious monster problem to boot.
Besides, fontech as an arts and craft activity seems really odd, now that I think about it. I mean, you can't make fontech out of popsicle sticks and glue. I know it doesn't work like that. Huh, and now I'm pretty sure I'm lost. I guess it can't get much worse than this, can it? Excuse me, I'm going to take a guess, but you look like you've been here for a while! Anyway, can you point me in the direction to get out of here? But, uh, you don't have to remove your hand! I've got it, thanks.
That was awkward, and I'm not too certain about the grin that guy was giving me.... But I'm pretty sure that he can't help where his skin is rotted off. But then again, with the false advertising this place has, it wouldn't be a stretch to say that he was planning something. Well... It's looks like there isn't going to be any sort of fontech here at -- oh! A... a fonbot?!
Looks like a guide, according to the model number! ASL, F15TN? Never heard of that line before. But that's way more than I was expecting here! And it looks like one of the newer models too... Look at how sleek and smooth the metal is! I don't get the 'keeps going and going' part of the advertisement, but it's probably talking about the power cell. And look, it even shows the way power can be routed! Though, the arms are a strange place to put that, since they're really easily accessible. It wouldn't be good if someone tampered with them at the wrong moment... Hey, they've even got the options written here! 'Down the street or across the road?' I wonder if that's code for something?
Still, this is definitely what I came to Camp Fuck U Die for! Now, let's see. I don't think they'll mind if I look on the inside, right? Right, fontech is all about discovery after all! Let's see what this baby can do! ... Huh? What sort of equipment is this?! This i-is a... a FEMALE FONBOT?! Damn it, it's a trap! How m-much pain does a guy have to go through for his ho-- UWAAAH!
G-great, it activated...
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Character: Kintaros
Series: Kamen Rider Den-O
Character age: Unknown
Canon: If you take one (1) hapless hero, add four (4) ~rainbow~ colored spirit monsters from the future and then have the result fighting to save all of time, what do you get? Well, besides gay. You'd get Kamen Rider Den-O, a show where our unlucky hero, who becomes the titular Den-O, must save the time-stream from Imagin, spirit monsters who grant people's wishes in order to travel back in time to destroy it. To help Den-O fight, and give him a convenient color-coded arsenal for every occasion, several good Imagin possess him, frequently and often without his consent.
Ax-wielding Kintaros is one of those good Imagin and is the strongman of the team. He's mostly just a big, cuddly teddybear who believes in family and friendship. But he's a shounen retard who constantly breaks things (on accident!), challenges entire dojos to all-against-one fights and is fond of manly grunts and cricking his neck. Unfortunately he also falls asleep at the drop of a hat, even mid-conversation. Not even yelling and whaling on him will wake him up but the slightest mention of any word remotely similar to cry will have him awake and in fighting form, declaring "My strength has made you cry!"―usually at the most hilariously inappropriate moment―while handing out tissues he keeps for exactly that reason.
Sample post:
Zzzzzz. . . . . hrk . . . . nggh. . . Crisis? Cri-is? Cries?! My strength has made you cry! So, the fiend Marcy from Iyaaaan style's dojo has finally issued her challenge? Hm! Here, wipe your tears with these, my feathered martial artist comrades! Follow Your Nose style will prevail! It is not the strength of your wings that matters but the hardness and length of your beaks! Is not the heart of your style to follow your nose to victory? Then to victory we shall charge together! The location of the lake is certainly easy enough to smell. As I promised when I toppled your tree-dojo for the third time―it just wasn't as robust as you claimed―I will aid you in your quest to reclaim your honor! Now! To battle! Orrryaaa!
Ah! Tipping―! My strength has toppled another tree and made you cry again! But I'm afraid I'm out of tissues. I will replant the tree later, you have my word of honor, but now we must answer fiend Marcy's challenge! Only one will triumph. We will arrive at her lake lair as a united front that will bring her to tears. Together we will―you are supposed to cheer on your comrades, not laugh at them. I think I have missed the joke. But no matter, the lake is in sight! Fiend Marcy is waiting!
Ahhh, so that is fiend Marcy? When I heard about her fluid-limbed style I wasn't quite expecting such a large squid. How exciting; this will be a challenging match! Ahem!! Fiend Marcy of Iyaaaan dojo, I am Kintaros, newest honorary member of Follow Your Nose dojo, and I have come to challenge you! I may not have feathers but their tale and their tears moved me to help them! I will defeat you to reclaim their lost honor at your vicious tentacles! I have heard that even the strongest men are brought to tears by your secret tentacle technique but there are levels to strength! It will be mine that will bring you to tears! And I will use the secret technique of Follow Your Nose dojo to do it!
Part of a complete breakfast attack!!!
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Character: Francis Stone/F-Stop (Hotstreak)
Age: ~18
Series: Static Shock
Canon: In the city of Dakota, the Big Bang has a different meaning than the one you've been taught in science class: it's a gas explosion that resulted in the creation of Bang Babies -- metahumans with superhuman powers. For the most part, Bang Babies tend to wreak havoc in the city by robbing people, causing massive property damage, or otherwise instilling fear in the residents. Fortunately, there are a few good guys, namely Static and Gear, who are ready to put a shock to their systems when the need arises.
Hotstreak (formerly known as Francis Stone, or F-Stop) is the bully-type who will shake you down for your lunch money and then punch you until you drop because it amuses him. Seeing as he gets pissed off by just about anything, cross him and you can be sure that he and his gang will make it their personal mission to beat you to a pulp. Every time he saw you. For the rest of your life. And this was before he became a Bang Baby. He might have lost his crew (and arguably the rest of his mind) in the Big Bang, but he gained a new power: pyrokinesis to match his fiery temper. So for the rest of the series, wherever there was smoke, there was Hotstreak. He may have a lot of raw power at his disposal and he may look for any excuse to use it, but Static's always able to cool him off by dousing him with water.
Sample App:
Are you kidding me? This? This is the 'unescapable prison camp that not even a Bang Baby can do anything about?' Really? Hang on. Just... hang on, I think I'm gonna die of laugh-- AHAHAHAHAHAHA! It's a swamp, you morons! A literal swamp! Where are the guards? Where are the cells? Where's any of those pathetic attempts to contain me? This place is a joke. And-and-AHAHAHA, oh man I think I'm going to lose it- there's trees everywhere! Trees, shrubs, squirrels, wooden cabins, everything here is flammable! I don't think you could have made this place better for me if you'd covered it in gasoline! It's like you're begging me to burn this place to the ground! Might as well have rolled out a carpet, and put up a banner that says "Welcome Hotstreak!" And- hey wait. That is a banner.
Welcome... Hotpants?! Alright, who's the wise guy here? Huh?! Come on, don't be so cold, I won't bite. I'll just fry you to a crisp, and then burn your ashes! Yeah, see? I mean that literally! Come on now tough guy, I'm all fired up, how about you? Pffft. Looks like you cowards can't take the heat, you ain't got nothing on this! Feel free to step up when you decide to feel like a real man though. We'll have some fun. And by we I mean me. You'll just be screaming about how you're dying in a fire! AHAHAHA!
Oh come on! You're all just cowering there! Where's your fighting spirit? I really wasn't expecting a prison camp to be filled with such wussies. But if it makes takin' over as this crew's leader easier, I can be down with it. No freaking way I'm stickin' around in a place this lame, so having you suckers help me out should make things go along faster! Alright, all of you listen up! The name is HOTSTREAK, and I'm running this joint now, so you better memorize it! Yeah, I'm busting out of here, and you grunts are helping, like it or not. Not that there's really anything to bust, but... forget it! Just do everything I say, and none of you babies will to need to invest in burn cream. But before that, we still got somethin to take care of. You! With the seriously messed up arm! Nah, not you, the one with the leg that's jacked too! And... missing eye? Whatever, you! Take that banner down, and put it over there, I'm going to burn it myself. And if it's not done within the next ten seconds you're barbecue, got it?! HEY, WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?! You little groaning freak, don't you be ignoring me!
HOLY- he just went up like a candle! ....Awesome. Man, I've never seen a person burn like that before! Ahahaha, look at him scream! Stop, drop, and roll, sucka! Or, just... BURN! AHAHAHAHA! That's what we call a firewall! No dodging that! Oy, what are the rest of you looking at?! You know what losers? Deal's off! I think I'm going to be sticking around a little before heading back to Dakota. This seems like my kinda place. Just one more question. Is it just him that does that?! Or do the rest of you do that too?! We can find out you know! Aw, you guys don't wanna play? TOO BAD! I'm just getting warmed up! And now so are you! HA!
Man. I am on fire today. This is gonna be good.
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Character Name: Lag Seeing
Series: Tegami Bachi (Letter Bee)
Character Age: 12
Canon: To send a letter means conveying your heart - and for the people who write letters, there are people who deliver them to their destinations. In a world of perpetual darkness, government employees known as Letter Bees and their partners (Dingos) work as couriers that deliver important letters and packages. The story follows the path of a young boy who once met a Letter Bee when he himself was delivered as a 'letter'. Motivated by the courage and friendship shown by the Bee, he was determined to become a Letter Bee himself.
Lag Seeing was that young boy. Now a Letter Bee, he is as enthusiastic as one can possibly be over living out his dream of delivering letters and bringing people happiness. He is a crybaby shouta who is easily moved by a touching story and, well, cries a lot. Even so, he is extremely earnest and always tries his best. Lag is an extremely polite and kind kid, and his good point lies within his heart. He has his many moments of dorkiness, cluelessness, and being a total pushover, but he is, after all, just a small kid learning about the world and the different dimensions of people's hearts.
Note: The Bee Hive is the name of the headquarters of the delivery service.
Sample Post:
E-Excuse me! Nice to meet you! I'm Lag Seeing, a Letter Bee from the Bee Hive in Yuusari, and I'm honored to be here today at the Tentacle Nest! Thank you so much for choosing me for the exchange program in letter delivering, I'll definitely work hard! I'm looking forward to working with you all starting today and-- Ah! Forgive me, Mr. Guide, but I really am so excited. It's rare for me to meet other Letter Bees, since everyone are always out on a delivery and we don't often cross paths. O-Oh, that's right, I forgot! You have a different name here... uhmm, Moo... Moogles. You are well-known for your pompoms and advanced delivery system.
Speaking of the system, it really is amazing! And it's very different from the one back home. From what I've heard, not only are you in charge of the delivery service network in the area, some of you are even healers, mechanics and engineers! You all possess so, so many skills, and you're all brilliant at your job! An almost 100% success delivery rate for the past four years and very little complaints from the residents here. Although there was something about letters being returned to senders, and a mysterious stamp chop with the phrase "404 ERROR" on it... But then who can forget the office's biggest accomplishments? Printing postcards with pictures of cats and owls on them - it was a sensational hit! Even after all these years, the local post boxes are still getting flooded by them! It's such an achievement!
And then there's your candidate training program. I heard that a Moogle candidate have to undergo a full year of training before they can officially become a Moogle. I read through the copy of 'So You Want to be a Moogle - Super Special Awesome Edition' that you gave me earlier, a-and it really is awesome! "Responsibility, friendship, teamwork, courage, and honesty - one has to fulfill all five requirements before they are qualified as a shounen retard and therefore a likely candidate for dangerous, over the top deliveries." It's a bit confusing, and the process sounds very complicated, but the ableness and efficiency of the Moogles do show! And although I'm not quite sure what 'Kupo training' is, it does sound very intense... O-Oh! I see! A secret code? Uwaaah... C-can I also say it? I can? Uwah, thank you so much, Mr. Guide!
Ahem! I'm Lag Seeing, now an honorary Moogle. Please to meet you all, kupo!
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Character: Tony Tony Chopper
Series: One Piece
Character Age: 15
Canon: Chopper was born as a blue-nosed reindeer, and like a similar reindeer you may have heard of, was excluded from any reindeer games. However one day he ate the Human Human Fruit and gained the abilities of a human: the ability to change his appearance dramatically from reindeer to human. Now he was not only excluded but exiled from his herd, so he decided to join the humans only to be feared by them as a monster. Longer emo story short, he joins a heartfelt crew of pirates as their doctor on a journey to the ends of the sea to find the greatest treasure One Piece, as they managed to heal the wound in his heart of not having anyone accept him.
Chopper, having little experience with humans or anything else for that matter is highly gullible and has a hard time hiding his feelings. He might tell you to shut up and that he doesn't enjoy your compliments- but he'll be twisting in uncomfortable joy. Despite his young age he is an accomplished doctor when he remembers he is one- in a stressful situation it's something he forgets easily. He panics easily and will spazz out over small things, which doesn't help matters any. He's not one who wants to get into combat despite the fact that he is quite impressively strong, sooner running away with the weaker crewmates than fighting it out with the powerhouses. This is due to the fact that he has a bit of a self-confidence issue, but once he gathers enough courage, he's not someone you want to cross.
Note: Chopper has the ability to communicate with animals.
Sample Post:
AHHHHHHHHHHH! SOMEONE CALL A DOCTOR!
AH! I'm a doctor!
Okay! Stop moving, you're only going to make it worse! Don't take off the bandages, they're supposed to keep you from moving! What do you mean you'll be fine if I just stick it back on? You just lost an arm! And a leg! I don't know how you're still moving, are you a zombie?! YOU ARE?! HELP! HELP! SOMEBODY SAVE ME! The zombie is chasing after me! The zombie is... slowly lurching towards me? Phew. It's not so scary! I have to be brave! I have to be someone courageous even when faced with z-z-zombies, otherwise everyone else won't ever depend on me because I'm always running away! I mustn't run away! I mustn't... run away!
Huff...pufff... I'm a little out of breath from all that running away. I'll just have to be brave from now until I find my way back! That's right, I'll find the gold here without anyone else's help and surprise them! I'm Tony Tony Chopper, brave doctor of the sea-a-aaaaaaahh! What's that? Oh, it's just a fox... with a gun? Why does a fox need a gun?! Oh, for hunting. That makes sense- you're hunting dogs? Isn't that the wrong way around!? You're a houndfox? Really?! Because you're so great that not only do other foxes respect you but dogs do too! Wow! That's amazing --it's a lie?! You lied because you're sly like a fox? I see! But why did you have to lie? You're on a sneaking mission... I see, you were testing me because I was talking to that z-zombie earlier. I'm not amazing you asshole! Even if you call me brave for talking to a zombie doesn't mean I'll like you, you idiot~ Shut up~♥!
Anyway, Mr. Houndfox, do you know how I can get out of here? The only exit is death huh... that's a lie too right? No?! AHHHH! AHHH! HELP! ANYONE! DEATH IS NOT AN OPTION!
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Character Name: Mithos Yggdrasil
Canon: Tales of Symphonia
Age: Slightly over four thousand! Usually appears to be in his early teens.
Canon: MAJOR SPOILERS ABOUND THROUGH THIS APP.
Tales of Symphonia focuses upon the Chosen One, Colette, and her band of merry and not-so-merry protectors, as they go on an epic quest to save the world of Sylvarant. It's not as easy as it seems, however. Apart from the usual run of monsters, bosses, and magical sidequests, they must end up dealing with backstabbing, racial prejudice, the evil organization Cruxis, and the fact that their world is twined with another named Tethe'alla. As Sylvarant's prosperity means Tethe'alla's decline, their new goal becomes to reunite the worlds, so that everyone may prosper.
Along the way, they meet Mithos, a half-elf who has been persecuted because of his race and lived as an outcast all his life. He appears very quiet, almost timid, although given time he begins to open up to the other half-elves in the group (particularly Genis) due to their shared past. Polite, a little bit sad, and awkwardly unsure of himself, he tends to verbally reaffirm his relationships with people, and is often uneasy around others due to his former outcast status. However, he does have his moments of strength, and bails the group out of some sticky situations.
Most of the above, however, is a lie! Mithos is actually Yggdrasil, head of Cruxis, the one responsible for dividing the worlds, and the final boss that Our Intrepid Heroes must ultimately face. Because of his sister Martel's unjust death, Mithos' original wish to create a perfect world without prejudice has grown bitter and twisted over the centuries. His intention is to revive her and create a world of unchanging Lifeless Beings for the two of them, where race, mind and soul no longer matter. His true voice is haughty, bitter and increasingly crazed--he believes himself and his sister to be victims of an uncaring world, and is focused on his two goals to the extent of alienating even his allies.
Sample Post:
I...I think I've gotten turned around, somehow. I've got to get out of this forest and warn the others about it...about the terrible trees and the purple monsters that live around here. Because...we're friends, and allies. And we're half-elves. We need to stick together, right?
...argh! That...wasn't what I meant by sticking together, sir, though I--really appreciate you making the effort. But I'd prefer it if you, um, unglued yourself from my arm, since we don't know each other. It doesn't work that way, to stick together with your kind. It's not just determined by what you are on the outside, but...what you are on the inside. Though you don't seem to have that much, either way. It's why I have to find my friends again. They know what it's like.
Although you...your kind does too, I guess. After all, it looks like some of you are half-elves too, aren't you? ...and half-apes, too, and half-squirrels, and--
I'm sorry, sir or ma'am, but I really think that might be...too many halves. Please, try and put yourself together properly, won't you? Ah, can you even...can you even understand me? No...?
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Who do you inferior beings think you are, anyway, making a mockery of my plans like this? Lurching around willy-nilly, with your insignificant and disgusting desires--you're not fit to call yourselves Lifeless Beings at all! You might be in so many pieces that no one can tell what you were, but don't think that you rotting dolls can do anything for me! Don't any of you understand? No matter what kind of world this is, it's filthy! The pain of being caught between human and elf, bird and bee, living and dead--it's just too real, and there's too much that time cannot erase! Hahaha...hahahahaha! I swear I'll cleanse all of this world for you, my beloved sister, with my own hands!
No, put that...Purell Instant Sanitizer back where it came from rightnow, you worthless peon. I don't need it.
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Character: Urashima Keitaro
Series: Love Hina
Age: 19-20
Canon: Love Hina is the story of Urashima Keitaro, a luckless, pitiful guy who can't talk to a girl to save his life. His whole life, he has been working arduously to achieve his one goal: to pass Tokyo University's entrance examinations so that he can find a nameless girl-from-his-memories, marry her, and live happily ever after. This wouldn't be a problem if it wasn't for the fact that he failed the entrance examination two years running with no signs of this streak ending. Complicating matters even more is his Grandma's decision to make him the landlord of an all-girl dormitory. Between spazzing over failing test grades, outrageous female tenants, and confusion that maybe one of them might be that girl from his past, it's safe to say that Keitaro's life sucks.
Urashima Keitaro is, in many ways, the geek of geeks. He's excessively klutzy, tends to have overly romantic daydreams, and has the self-esteem of a gnat. In fact, most of the problems that Keitaro faces stem from these geeky tendencies. His mind has a tendency to wander when he should be doing something else (like studying), and frequently he trips and lands squarely into an unsuspecting girl. Despite the really awkward situations he gets thrust into, Keitaro is actually a kindhearted and caring guy (though still a bit of a pervert). He genuinely wants people to be happy and has a soft tenderness and consideration for his tenants. But when the deadline is coming and there's nowhere to run, Keitaro will roll up his sleeves and pull out a win! …or not?
Note: The ogress and hot-headed tomboy mentioned is Naru Narusegawa, a tenant that Keitaro has an especially strong love-hate relationship with.
Sample:
Ronin's log, date… Wait, no, that's stupid. Let me rewind that and start over again. Survivalist's log, date… I have no idea. It has been days since I have made my escape into this deep jungle to get away from "the ogress" after spotting her on my soul-healing trip through Tokyo. Maybe the gods have it in for me? Anyway, while I believe I have gotten away… I have no freaking clue where I am! The plants look like something out of "The Creature From the Black Lagoon," but whoever heard of a swamp in Tokyo? I think I am losing my mind. I mean, just a few minutes ago I thought I heard a toucan mumbling "pervert alert" to another toucan, but he couldn't be talking about me, could he? Before I fall into the deep depths of dementia, I have decided to record my thoughts for whoever finds my dead body. So to whoever finds this tape recording, my name is Urashima Keitaro, and the body you see next to this is the end of a sad and lonely life of a guy who never had a girlfriend.
I wonder if this is how Tarzan had his start? I bet that's what happened: he was just some down-on-his-luck guy wandering into the jungle and he got lost. In no time, my feral instincts will take over and I will become king of the woods. I can see it now, flying high above the trees, Jane at my hand and my body rippled in muscles. We'd sit high above the treetops and watch the sunset together and drink coconut milk with bamboo straws. "It's so lovely," she'd say to me, "it's almost like a dream." And then I would say, "It's not as lovely and dreamy as the woman sitting beside me." And that night we'd go into our hut and… L-like anything like that could ever happen to me! Ah-ha-ha! I'm probably the unluckiest guy in the world. Two years! Two whole years of trying to get into Tokyo U-and all for nothing! Sure, it was just failing a practice exam-but that's… Ugh… maybe it'd be better off if I were lost in this jungle for the rest of my life…
Huh-wh-wh-whoa, tripping on a vine! Oof… boy, am I glad that this swamp fungus is soft and squishy, or else I-I-I'M SO SORRY, MA'AM! It was completely an accident, I swear! I didn't mean to touch your breasts! Huh? You're not going to punch me into orbit? Ah-ha-ha! Of course not, only that hot-headed tomboy would ever do something like-I'm sorry, really! Here, let me help you up, it's the least I can do. Wait a minute… am I actually touching a girl's hand? Th-this day may not be so bad after all! My name is Urashima Keitaro, ma'am, and if there is anything I could do to help, don't be afraid to ask. Though, I really am not good for much, but I would love to at least try to help. You want my what? W-well… I think I'm going to need my brains if I'm ever going to Tokyo-y-y-you're not alive are you? B-b-b-b-but th-that means th-that y-y-you're… HOLY COW I JUST TOUCHED ZOMBIE BOOBS!!
Ronin's log, number 2: I have no idea what is going on in this place, but they have the living undead with nice cleavage. If you come across this, run as far away as you possibly can! Oh, and tell the girl of my past, whoever she is, I love you and I'm sorry I could never keep our promise! WAAAAAAH!
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Character: Gailardia Galan Gardios - Or just Guy Cecil
Series: Tales of the Abyss
Character Age: 21
Canon:When the lands of the world risk collapsing into a highly poisonous goop, who are you going to call? Certainly not the spoiled rotten son of a duke and his personal servant, that's for sure. But beggars can't really be choosers, and when your main villain views using the poisonous goop as the quick fix-it to all the problems in the world, it's really better to resort to swords, not words. Guy is the personal servant in this scenario, and he tries to be the voice of reason for the party. However, he's not perfect.
Guy is, for the most part, a pretty sensitive guy, no puns intended. He seems to be the most in tune with when something is wrong with someone else, or typically is good at reading signs on what a guy should or shouldn't say. This makes him a pretty mellow kind of person, and it truly takes a lot to get him angry. Though, he is, of course, not above giving someone a punch or two should they deserve it. This would almost make him the perfect, well, guy, if not for two things: the fastest way to Guy's heart is through technology. He just loves to play with wires, and powercells, to the point of creeping others around him out. Oh, and Guy is very gynophobic. Loyal, smart, handsome, he'll follow you to the ends of the earth! Just... no touching, please, ladies.
Note: Fontech is the Abyss equivalent of technology. Belkend and Sheridan are the cities where it is manufactured.
Sample Entry:
I should have known that this advertisement was too good to be true. A place with more advanced fontech than Belkend and Sheridan combined? And now that I'm here, I'm really wondering what this director's definition of 'advanced' is. I guess there could be something here, but the entire land is looking really undeveloped. Log cabins don't exactly say 'technologically advanced people' after all, and there's a serious monster problem to boot.
Besides, fontech as an arts and craft activity seems really odd, now that I think about it. I mean, you can't make fontech out of popsicle sticks and glue. I know it doesn't work like that. Huh, and now I'm pretty sure I'm lost. I guess it can't get much worse than this, can it? Excuse me, I'm going to take a guess, but you look like you've been here for a while! Anyway, can you point me in the direction to get out of here? But, uh, you don't have to remove your hand! I've got it, thanks.
That was awkward, and I'm not too certain about the grin that guy was giving me.... But I'm pretty sure that he can't help where his skin is rotted off. But then again, with the false advertising this place has, it wouldn't be a stretch to say that he was planning something. Well... It's looks like there isn't going to be any sort of fontech here at -- oh! A... a fonbot?!
Looks like a guide, according to the model number! ASL, F15TN? Never heard of that line before. But that's way more than I was expecting here! And it looks like one of the newer models too... Look at how sleek and smooth the metal is! I don't get the 'keeps going and going' part of the advertisement, but it's probably talking about the power cell. And look, it even shows the way power can be routed! Though, the arms are a strange place to put that, since they're really easily accessible. It wouldn't be good if someone tampered with them at the wrong moment... Hey, they've even got the options written here! 'Down the street or across the road?' I wonder if that's code for something?
Still, this is definitely what I came to Camp Fuck U Die for! Now, let's see. I don't think they'll mind if I look on the inside, right? Right, fontech is all about discovery after all! Let's see what this baby can do! ... Huh? What sort of equipment is this?! This i-is a... a FEMALE FONBOT?! Damn it, it's a trap! How m-much pain does a guy have to go through for his ho-- UWAAAH!
G-great, it activated...
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Character: Kintaros
Series: Kamen Rider Den-O
Character age: Unknown
Canon: If you take one (1) hapless hero, add four (4) ~rainbow~ colored spirit monsters from the future and then have the result fighting to save all of time, what do you get? Well, besides gay. You'd get Kamen Rider Den-O, a show where our unlucky hero, who becomes the titular Den-O, must save the time-stream from Imagin, spirit monsters who grant people's wishes in order to travel back in time to destroy it. To help Den-O fight, and give him a convenient color-coded arsenal for every occasion, several good Imagin possess him, frequently and often without his consent.
Ax-wielding Kintaros is one of those good Imagin and is the strongman of the team. He's mostly just a big, cuddly teddybear who believes in family and friendship. But he's a shounen retard who constantly breaks things (on accident!), challenges entire dojos to all-against-one fights and is fond of manly grunts and cricking his neck. Unfortunately he also falls asleep at the drop of a hat, even mid-conversation. Not even yelling and whaling on him will wake him up but the slightest mention of any word remotely similar to cry will have him awake and in fighting form, declaring "My strength has made you cry!"―usually at the most hilariously inappropriate moment―while handing out tissues he keeps for exactly that reason.
Sample post:
Zzzzzz. . . . . hrk . . . . nggh. . . Crisis? Cri-is? Cries?! My strength has made you cry! So, the fiend Marcy from Iyaaaan style's dojo has finally issued her challenge? Hm! Here, wipe your tears with these, my feathered martial artist comrades! Follow Your Nose style will prevail! It is not the strength of your wings that matters but the hardness and length of your beaks! Is not the heart of your style to follow your nose to victory? Then to victory we shall charge together! The location of the lake is certainly easy enough to smell. As I promised when I toppled your tree-dojo for the third time―it just wasn't as robust as you claimed―I will aid you in your quest to reclaim your honor! Now! To battle! Orrryaaa!
Ah! Tipping―! My strength has toppled another tree and made you cry again! But I'm afraid I'm out of tissues. I will replant the tree later, you have my word of honor, but now we must answer fiend Marcy's challenge! Only one will triumph. We will arrive at her lake lair as a united front that will bring her to tears. Together we will―you are supposed to cheer on your comrades, not laugh at them. I think I have missed the joke. But no matter, the lake is in sight! Fiend Marcy is waiting!
Ahhh, so that is fiend Marcy? When I heard about her fluid-limbed style I wasn't quite expecting such a large squid. How exciting; this will be a challenging match! Ahem!! Fiend Marcy of Iyaaaan dojo, I am Kintaros, newest honorary member of Follow Your Nose dojo, and I have come to challenge you! I may not have feathers but their tale and their tears moved me to help them! I will defeat you to reclaim their lost honor at your vicious tentacles! I have heard that even the strongest men are brought to tears by your secret tentacle technique but there are levels to strength! It will be mine that will bring you to tears! And I will use the secret technique of Follow Your Nose dojo to do it!
Part of a complete breakfast attack!!!
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Character: Francis Stone/F-Stop (Hotstreak)
Age: ~18
Series: Static Shock
Canon: In the city of Dakota, the Big Bang has a different meaning than the one you've been taught in science class: it's a gas explosion that resulted in the creation of Bang Babies -- metahumans with superhuman powers. For the most part, Bang Babies tend to wreak havoc in the city by robbing people, causing massive property damage, or otherwise instilling fear in the residents. Fortunately, there are a few good guys, namely Static and Gear, who are ready to put a shock to their systems when the need arises.
Hotstreak (formerly known as Francis Stone, or F-Stop) is the bully-type who will shake you down for your lunch money and then punch you until you drop because it amuses him. Seeing as he gets pissed off by just about anything, cross him and you can be sure that he and his gang will make it their personal mission to beat you to a pulp. Every time he saw you. For the rest of your life. And this was before he became a Bang Baby. He might have lost his crew (and arguably the rest of his mind) in the Big Bang, but he gained a new power: pyrokinesis to match his fiery temper. So for the rest of the series, wherever there was smoke, there was Hotstreak. He may have a lot of raw power at his disposal and he may look for any excuse to use it, but Static's always able to cool him off by dousing him with water.
Sample App:
Are you kidding me? This? This is the 'unescapable prison camp that not even a Bang Baby can do anything about?' Really? Hang on. Just... hang on, I think I'm gonna die of laugh-- AHAHAHAHAHAHA! It's a swamp, you morons! A literal swamp! Where are the guards? Where are the cells? Where's any of those pathetic attempts to contain me? This place is a joke. And-and-AHAHAHA, oh man I think I'm going to lose it- there's trees everywhere! Trees, shrubs, squirrels, wooden cabins, everything here is flammable! I don't think you could have made this place better for me if you'd covered it in gasoline! It's like you're begging me to burn this place to the ground! Might as well have rolled out a carpet, and put up a banner that says "Welcome Hotstreak!" And- hey wait. That is a banner.
Welcome... Hotpants?! Alright, who's the wise guy here? Huh?! Come on, don't be so cold, I won't bite. I'll just fry you to a crisp, and then burn your ashes! Yeah, see? I mean that literally! Come on now tough guy, I'm all fired up, how about you? Pffft. Looks like you cowards can't take the heat, you ain't got nothing on this! Feel free to step up when you decide to feel like a real man though. We'll have some fun. And by we I mean me. You'll just be screaming about how you're dying in a fire! AHAHAHA!
Oh come on! You're all just cowering there! Where's your fighting spirit? I really wasn't expecting a prison camp to be filled with such wussies. But if it makes takin' over as this crew's leader easier, I can be down with it. No freaking way I'm stickin' around in a place this lame, so having you suckers help me out should make things go along faster! Alright, all of you listen up! The name is HOTSTREAK, and I'm running this joint now, so you better memorize it! Yeah, I'm busting out of here, and you grunts are helping, like it or not. Not that there's really anything to bust, but... forget it! Just do everything I say, and none of you babies will to need to invest in burn cream. But before that, we still got somethin to take care of. You! With the seriously messed up arm! Nah, not you, the one with the leg that's jacked too! And... missing eye? Whatever, you! Take that banner down, and put it over there, I'm going to burn it myself. And if it's not done within the next ten seconds you're barbecue, got it?! HEY, WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?! You little groaning freak, don't you be ignoring me!
HOLY- he just went up like a candle! ....Awesome. Man, I've never seen a person burn like that before! Ahahaha, look at him scream! Stop, drop, and roll, sucka! Or, just... BURN! AHAHAHAHA! That's what we call a firewall! No dodging that! Oy, what are the rest of you looking at?! You know what losers? Deal's off! I think I'm going to be sticking around a little before heading back to Dakota. This seems like my kinda place. Just one more question. Is it just him that does that?! Or do the rest of you do that too?! We can find out you know! Aw, you guys don't wanna play? TOO BAD! I'm just getting warmed up! And now so are you! HA!
Man. I am on fire today. This is gonna be good.
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Character Name: Lag Seeing
Series: Tegami Bachi (Letter Bee)
Character Age: 12
Canon: To send a letter means conveying your heart - and for the people who write letters, there are people who deliver them to their destinations. In a world of perpetual darkness, government employees known as Letter Bees and their partners (Dingos) work as couriers that deliver important letters and packages. The story follows the path of a young boy who once met a Letter Bee when he himself was delivered as a 'letter'. Motivated by the courage and friendship shown by the Bee, he was determined to become a Letter Bee himself.
Lag Seeing was that young boy. Now a Letter Bee, he is as enthusiastic as one can possibly be over living out his dream of delivering letters and bringing people happiness. He is a crybaby shouta who is easily moved by a touching story and, well, cries a lot. Even so, he is extremely earnest and always tries his best. Lag is an extremely polite and kind kid, and his good point lies within his heart. He has his many moments of dorkiness, cluelessness, and being a total pushover, but he is, after all, just a small kid learning about the world and the different dimensions of people's hearts.
Note: The Bee Hive is the name of the headquarters of the delivery service.
Sample Post:
E-Excuse me! Nice to meet you! I'm Lag Seeing, a Letter Bee from the Bee Hive in Yuusari, and I'm honored to be here today at the Tentacle Nest! Thank you so much for choosing me for the exchange program in letter delivering, I'll definitely work hard! I'm looking forward to working with you all starting today and-- Ah! Forgive me, Mr. Guide, but I really am so excited. It's rare for me to meet other Letter Bees, since everyone are always out on a delivery and we don't often cross paths. O-Oh, that's right, I forgot! You have a different name here... uhmm, Moo... Moogles. You are well-known for your pompoms and advanced delivery system.
Speaking of the system, it really is amazing! And it's very different from the one back home. From what I've heard, not only are you in charge of the delivery service network in the area, some of you are even healers, mechanics and engineers! You all possess so, so many skills, and you're all brilliant at your job! An almost 100% success delivery rate for the past four years and very little complaints from the residents here. Although there was something about letters being returned to senders, and a mysterious stamp chop with the phrase "404 ERROR" on it... But then who can forget the office's biggest accomplishments? Printing postcards with pictures of cats and owls on them - it was a sensational hit! Even after all these years, the local post boxes are still getting flooded by them! It's such an achievement!
And then there's your candidate training program. I heard that a Moogle candidate have to undergo a full year of training before they can officially become a Moogle. I read through the copy of 'So You Want to be a Moogle - Super Special Awesome Edition' that you gave me earlier, a-and it really is awesome! "Responsibility, friendship, teamwork, courage, and honesty - one has to fulfill all five requirements before they are qualified as a shounen retard and therefore a likely candidate for dangerous, over the top deliveries." It's a bit confusing, and the process sounds very complicated, but the ableness and efficiency of the Moogles do show! And although I'm not quite sure what 'Kupo training' is, it does sound very intense... O-Oh! I see! A secret code? Uwaaah... C-can I also say it? I can? Uwah, thank you so much, Mr. Guide!
Ahem! I'm Lag Seeing, now an honorary Moogle. Please to meet you all, kupo!
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