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[notjealous]

Because of certain events that I'm not going to speak of, I am convinced that I am needed much more in Shin Makoku than I am here.

There is only ONE WAY that I know of to return to Shin Makoku, as I have seen Yuuri use it to return to Earth many times and it is obviously a two-way portal.

So while it has been a traumatizing awkward educational

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[auel_fixation]

Uh, I wouldn't do that if I were you.

[notjealous]

But it's the only way I can get back to Shin Makoku!

You are trying to keep me away from Yuuri, aren't you?! You're in this with Conrad! Where's my sword?!

[auel_fixation]

You taken a whiff of Shinn lately, by any chance?

Hey, my dealer's name is Neo, not Conrad.

[notjealous]

Shinn? He's the human who told me I was sleeping with him, isn't he?

You play cards?

[edogawa_conan]

I...really wouldn't do that. Unless you would like many more traumatizing educational experiences. Like Li Xun did.

[notjealous]

I MUST return to Shin Makoku, human! Bad things are happening to my fiance! Personal bodily harm means nothing!

What sorts of traumatizing educational experiences? And are they worse than the ones I've already gone through?

[edogawa_conan]

It's not so much bodily harm as....crash-course education in things you'd rather not know.

Tell me, are you familiar with the phrase "tentacle porn"?

[notjealous]

How dare you assume that I would rather not know things!

...not together, no.

[not_homicidal]

I can give you a nice blade to fight off the crocodile with while you're at it.

[notjealous]

Blade? Like a sword?!

*does not sparkle. Really.*

[not_homicidal]

Not exactly a sword, but it hates humans. It could hate mazoku, too, but you never know

[justice_pie]

Masako-chan doesn't hate humans!

[shinnanigans]

If I can make it out alive bleeding profusely, then you can, too! Give it your best!

[auel_fixation]

You made the crocodile landborn with your toxic B.O.

[shinnanigans]

Why aren't you dead yet?

[auel_fixation]

Windex.

[elihice]

If you aren't6 the Maou, I don't think that's going to work.

besides, Yuuri so loves Conrad more than you. And your older brothers are both hotter than you. Especially Gwendal

[notjealous]

THANK YOU!

[sarraceniaceae]

Because it's true. After all, Anissina's love detector went off with a single glance between them. Didn't happen for Wolfram and Yuuri, did it? Not to mention that Conrad never insults Yuuri. Even after he *spoilers* Yuuri.