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[notjealous]

Because of certain events that I'm not going to speak of, I am convinced that I am needed much more in Shin Makoku than I am here.

There is only ONE WAY that I know of to return to Shin Makoku, as I have seen Yuuri use it to return to Earth many times and it is obviously a two-way portal.

So while it has been a traumatizing awkward educational

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[not_homicidal]

I can give you a nice blade to fight off the crocodile with while you're at it.

[notjealous]

Blade? Like a sword?!

*does not sparkle. Really.*

[not_homicidal]

Not exactly a sword, but it hates humans. It could hate mazoku, too, but you never know

[justice_pie]

Masako-chan doesn't hate humans!

[not_homicidal]

It tried to cut off my hands.

[justice_pie]

That doesn't mean she hates humans. Perhaps she was just mad at you.

[not_homicidal]

It hates me. I feel uncomfortable at the thought of us alone in the woods together with you as our only witness. If the damn thing killed me you would defend it, wouldn't you?

[justice_pie]

... Raito-kun, are you jealous?

[not_homicidal]

I am not jealous. I am concerned for my well-being.

[justice_pie]

I won't let Masako-chan hurt you, Raito-chan. I promise.

[justice_pie]

Ah! Raito-kun.

[not_homicidal]

I will give you half a packet if you promise to never make that mistake again.

[justice_pie]

Okay. I'll try.

[not_homicidal]

You get the rest when we get my clothes back.

[notjealous]

*is immensely interested*

It hates humans?

[not_homicidal]

It hates me and you can't get more human than I am.