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[fuckyousoleil]

[You know that potential flooding you were warned about? In the mess hall, you may notice some water on the floor. Everything in general feels damp, soggy. The pond has now visibly expanded, well past anything that could be considered "safe."

The speaker system crackles and screeches, as if it's experiencing some feedback, and then-]

So. You may

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[theirduality]

[sits nearby a speakerpole and YAWNS, flipping a page in her magazine.]

You know, I've always thought that "destroyer" sounded really lame and canned . . . your language has no elegance, you know?

[adroitism]

[stepping away from the pole now.]

Oh yeah? And what the fuck would you call it?

[theirduality]

[flip]

Well, in our tongue, we call the Destroyer "ΙĠΓΙςκ".

[adroitism]

. . .

[highballing]

[oh look everybody, here's a new face]

Really? I come here just to get thrown on some shit?

Talk about story of my life.

[adroitism]

Shit is your business, so deal with it.

And that fucking pond.

[highballing]

I can't make any promises, but I'll see what I can do. Ponds don't usually have pipes, you know?

[adroitism]

And you're a motherfucking wizard, so chop chop.

[bitchgineer]

I'm not your goddamn plumber!

[adroitism]

No shit.

[bitchgineer]

I think you'll find that there is actually quite a lot of shit.

[adroitism]

Some shit.

[tobethemiracle]

That explains a lot.

[highballing]

Nice to know people are following things closely. I can't say it's fun hearing about it all at once, though.

[tobethemiracle]

No kidding. Hi, I'm Ronan, and I was working with Charlotte to get the barrier up.

[highballing]

Call me Thad, that's what everybody else does.

You're Ronan? Okay, good to match some names with some faces.

[tearsinnajar]

So this destroyer of worlds is going to kill us with a flood? How biblical.

[highballing]

Assholes with god complexes tend to enjoy doing that.

[tearsinnajar]

Great. So are we supposed to be building a boat, or ... ?

[highballing]

I'm here to check things out first. You could say I'm good with this sort of thing.