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[You know that potential flooding you were warned about? In the mess hall, you may notice some water on the floor. Everything in general feels damp, soggy. The pond has now visibly expanded, well past anything that could be considered "safe."
The speaker system crackles and screeches, as if it's experiencing some feedback, and then-]
So. You may have fucking noticed that the pond is rising like crazy. Before anyone even asks, no, this is not our goddamn fault. I am throwing someone on that shit, okay. It's been a theory we've had for awhile, but since that bastard outside can't get in through the front door, he's trying to get his ass in through other ways. The term for it is "seeping"; it's like a fucking assimilation, where it lets its influence transform regions in order for it to get a foothold. It's only been a theory for ages and this is the first time any of us have actually seen this shit, so that's a fucking thing. It's like . . . pieces of worlds from beyond coming through.
We're trying to contact your camp director for assistance and shit, but I am sure you are all fucking familiar with her modus friggin' operandi by now. If anyone else has some means to contact that woman, do that. Otherwise? Batten down the motherfucking hatches, because this destroyer is a dick.
[NOT REALLY RUNNING THIS because Livejournal and whatnot. We'll tag around a bit but please use this as a mingle post!]
The speaker system crackles and screeches, as if it's experiencing some feedback, and then-]
So. You may have fucking noticed that the pond is rising like crazy. Before anyone even asks, no, this is not our goddamn fault. I am throwing someone on that shit, okay. It's been a theory we've had for awhile, but since that bastard outside can't get in through the front door, he's trying to get his ass in through other ways. The term for it is "seeping"; it's like a fucking assimilation, where it lets its influence transform regions in order for it to get a foothold. It's only been a theory for ages and this is the first time any of us have actually seen this shit, so that's a fucking thing. It's like . . . pieces of worlds from beyond coming through.
We're trying to contact your camp director for assistance and shit, but I am sure you are all fucking familiar with her modus friggin' operandi by now. If anyone else has some means to contact that woman, do that. Otherwise? Batten down the motherfucking hatches, because this destroyer is a dick.
[NOT REALLY RUNNING THIS because Livejournal and whatnot. We'll tag around a bit but please use this as a mingle post!]