breaking the ice during the icy winter

[redmarksthespot]

[hello campers. there is now an Ask Me About My _____ sign pinned to your chest prominently.

the sign on the pirate near you, for example, reads Ask Me About My Public Execution. he seems less than happy, somehow.]

More of this bullshit... ?

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[moondropkick]

[Ask me about my two and a half boyfriends]

Zero! I have something for you.

[bitingcynicism]

[. . . Yep, staring at that sign.]

[moondropkick]

My eyes are up here?

[bitingcynicism]

[Okay, flushing very lightly at that and flicking glance up.]

... Sorry.

[moondropkick]

Uh huh.

[putting a cookie tin in his hands]

[bitingcynicism]

[Blinking at.]

[moondropkick]

... you do know what presents are, don't you?

[bitingcynicism]

... Why?

[moondropkick]

Why what?

[bitingcynicism]

[Lifts the tin he's holding.]

[moondropkick]

[it is full of little bat-shaped sugar cookies with red, white and green frosting]

[bitingcynicism]

[Picking one up...]

Bats?

[moondropkick]

Uh huh.

[bitingcynicism]

Interesting theme...

[moondropkick]

I thought they were cute.

[bitingcynicism]

... They're not bad.

You didn't have to give me anything.