breaking the ice during the icy winter

[redmarksthespot]

[hello campers. there is now an Ask Me About My _____ sign pinned to your chest prominently.

the sign on the pirate near you, for example, reads Ask Me About My Public Execution. he seems less than happy, somehow.]

More of this bullshit... ?

Comments

[blue_on_deck]

[ Ask me about my apparent preference of men I can never have]

[Not even going to ask you]

[redmarksthespot]

[things you and I do not share: tact]

What the hell?

[blue_on_deck]

[Have we ever?]

What the hell what?

[redmarksthespot]

What do you think? The sign.

[rideseveryone]

[Ask Me About My Time Spent Destroying 40 Years' Worth of Heroes]

Shouldn't it be bored of this by now?

[redmarksthespot]

How the hell would I know?

[rideseveryone]

Aa, it's probably because you new guys showed up, so it has new people to do this to.

So, you got executed?

[redmarksthespot]

So let it bug somebody else already!

They tried.

[fuckseptember]

[Ask Me About My IQ and Peter's looking down at it]

Okay, that could've been way worse.

[rideseveryone]

[Looking you over.]

... 100 even.

[fuckseptember]

Nope. Good afternoon.

[rideseveryone]

Aa, afternoon.

... 99.

[skinofalizard]

[Ask me about my trips to hell]

[redmarksthespot]

Ah?

[skinofalizard]

It's not as fun there as you'd think.

[redmarksthespot]

I wouldn't know.

[nicetroll]

[ Ask Me About My Murderboner ]

Huh! That's a new one.

[redmarksthespot]

Oi! What's that?

[nicetroll]

I like killing people.

[redmarksthespot]

[bad feelins]

Oh yeah?