breaking the ice during the icy winter

[redmarksthespot]

[hello campers. there is now an Ask Me About My _____ sign pinned to your chest prominently.

the sign on the pirate near you, for example, reads Ask Me About My Public Execution. he seems less than happy, somehow.]

More of this bullshit... ?

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[fuckseptember]

[Ask Me About My IQ and Peter's looking down at it]

Okay, that could've been way worse.

[rideseveryone]

[Looking you over.]

... 100 even.

[fuckseptember]

Nope. Good afternoon.

[rideseveryone]

Aa, afternoon.

... 99.

[fuckseptember]

No... I don't think you actually want to know.

[rideseveryone]

Try me.

[fuckseptember]

190.

[rideseveryone]

An average-looking guy like you?

[fuckseptember]

This is gonna be a fun conversation, I can tell.

[rideseveryone]

For me, at least.

[fuckseptember]

I'm nothing if not endlessly entertaining.

[rideseveryone]

It shows.

[fuckseptember]

Before we start what I'm sure will be an enlightening Q & A session, are you actually dangerous? Because someone tried to kill me a couple of weeks ago and I'm not eager to repeat the experience.

[rideseveryone]

Are you human?

[fuckseptember]

Yep. And other than being smart I have no special powers.

[rideseveryone]

Then I'm not dangerous to you. I save humans from monsters.

[... of course, his sign says to ask him about destroying 40 years' worth of heroes, so take that as you will.]