ITP: Even more misteltoe

[waylaidvagrant]

[Out in the cornfields, an odd little chess-piece man man is busy removing strange weeds that have recently started appearing on his beloved cornstalks... Unfortunately, most of the plants he tosses out of the field are ending up on walkways perilously close to the center of camp. Have fun with that.]

((mingle and smooch!))

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[waylaidvagrant]

[You cannot believe the nerve of these pesky plants, draining the life from your beloved corn citizens. You continue your weeding frenzy.]

[waylaidvagrant]

[For some reason it seems like there is a voice in your telling you to KISS THAT GIRL YOU WIMP. So you do it. You lean up and kiss that girl.]

[misswexler]

[whoa! well, this is a new experience. are these mouths even compatible?]

[waylaidvagrant]

[You are suddenly rather thankful for your blunt, herbivore-like teeth.]

[misswexler]

[she doesn't bite unless you ask nicely, so you're in no danger there]

[waylaidvagrant]

You suddenly come to your senses, break off the kiss and step back. What were you thinking?]

[misswexler]

[she takes the mistletoe from your hand and flicks it off towards camp, away from Corn Town]

Awkward.

[waylaidvagrant]

[Yes, awkward is very much how you feel right now. You cannot help but fidget in a nervous fashion. Who knew weeds could be so dangerous?]

[misswexler]

Uh. [she coughs as politely as possible.] Don't worry about it. I hear it happens around this time of year.

[waylaidvagrant]

>it is still quiet an embarrassing incident.
>please accept my most mannerly apologies.

[misswexler]

[she smiles, amused.] No problem, mister mayor sir.

[waylaidvagrant]

>if you will excuse me
>i must return to tending my citizens.
>i will be far more careful when disposing of my weeds now.

[misswexler]

You do that. [waves, heads off]

[waylaidvagrant]

[You wave back and return to Corn Town.]

[404_leafclover]

[speaking of plants, there is something a very lovely shade of green walking your way...]

[waylaidvagrant]

[Goodness but that is an alluring shade of green! You approach, wondering what it could possibly be.]