ITP: Even more misteltoe

[waylaidvagrant]

[Out in the cornfields, an odd little chess-piece man man is busy removing strange weeds that have recently started appearing on his beloved cornstalks... Unfortunately, most of the plants he tosses out of the field are ending up on walkways perilously close to the center of camp. Have fun with that.]

((mingle and smooch!))

Comments

[waylaidvagrant]

[You cannot believe the nerve of these pesky plants, draining the life from your beloved corn citizens. You continue your weeding frenzy.]

[misswexler]

[shakes some mistletoe out of her coat, startled] Hey -

[waylaidvagrant]

[You look up at the call and wave. Perhaps this person is impressed by your impressive gardening skills.]

[misswexler]

[she returns a small wave, amused] Shouldn't you be more careful about that?

[nocturnemission]

[Continuing blithely on his way to the mess hall, completely unaware of the sprig of mistletoe lodged in his mullet.]

[dopplegangs]

Hey, stranger. Nice hair.

[nocturnemission]

Hey, thanks! I take really great care of it.

[dopplegangs]

I can tell. What shampoo do you use?

[forevermadao]

[Suddenly covered in a deluge of mistletoe.]

[ladycoderring]

...flying mistletoe now?

[redmarksthespot]

It flies?!

[ladycoderring]

Hopefully not. But I'm pretty sure I saw some shoot by my head a second ago.

[redmarksthespot]

It's a bigger pain in the ass than before.

[screwfate]

* >( *

[pussyfortono]

[ oh . . . crap ]

[screwfate]

*facepalm*

[pussyfortono]

A-ah.