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[fuckyou_chorus]

[Today in camp, many of the campers and counselors will find envelopes slid under their door, addressed to them. Inside the envelope is a letter. Campers will have received a letter instructing them to receive counseling from "an esteemed and highly qualified camp counselor," while counselors will have received a letter ordering them to counsel "

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[aspeedydelivery]

This is ridiculous.

[the_ex_in_xp]

[is holding up a sheet of paper before tucking it in her jacket pocket]

Yes, yes it is.

[aspeedydelivery]

[Regarding her for a moment.]

I have your picture, too. What's this about?

[the_ex_in_xp]

It's a camp thing where counselors get a few campers and they have to talk about stuff. Like, feelings or hopes and aspirations. Maybe football scores. So that must mean you're Red Arrow and I'm one of your designated counselors.

[aspeedydelivery]

... yes. I'm Red Arrow.

How much do we have to talk about feelings and hopes and football scores?

[the_ex_in_xp]

Just confirming. I could have had you and the Scarlet Pimpernel on these cards.

As for the talking thing, no real clue. Apparently as long as it takes for you to actually talk about something that's on your mind.

[aspeedydelivery]

How idiotic this place is is very much on my mind.

[the_ex_in_xp]

Okay, that works. I'm much better with venting than stuff about feelings.

[aspeedydelivery]

So if I'm unwilling and you're unqualified, this is all designed to be as awkward as possible, isn't it.

[the_ex_in_xp]

Pretty much, but that's why I'm making the disclaimer now. Not a therapist, just a person trying to get this done without ruining your mind forever.

[aspeedydelivery]

That's considerate of you.

[the_ex_in_xp]

You can treat it as camp's big joke or you can treat it as a random thing where a girl comes up to you and wants to make small talk. Which one's easier on your dignity, dude?

[aspeedydelivery]

Neither. Small talk isn't my thing.

[the_ex_in_xp]

[sighs, because of course she'd have to get one of those teenagers]

Okay then, William Not-Tell. But it's easier to mention something voluntarily before camp sees fit to give me note cards on some embarrassing topic and make the choice for us.

[aspeedydelivery]

...

I enjoy archery.

[the_ex_in_xp]

I noticed.

Hoyt, Matthews or some other brand with lots of Xs in it?