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[fuckyou_chorus]

[Today in camp, many of the campers and counselors will find envelopes slid under their door, addressed to them. Inside the envelope is a letter. Campers will have received a letter instructing them to receive counseling from "an esteemed and highly qualified camp counselor," while counselors will have received a letter ordering them to counsel "

Comments

[skinofalizard]

...counseling?

[needsahandjob]

I know, right?

[skinofalizard]

You got one, too?

[needsahandjob]

Yeah. I'm going to find out who everyone has, 'cause it can't be just us. Cess, Guthrie and Foley at least should have one.

[unguilding]

"Or else." What an aggressive warning.

[cakeon]

Camp must know that I have a really big problem!!

[unguilding]

You do? What is it!

[cakeon]

I don't know what to do with my life!

[unguilding]

Wow, that sounds like a big one!

[head_downstairs]

[so not pleased with this]

Why would I have to counsel them? Someone of my status has far better things to do than waste time on a bunch of "at-risk youth"! This is beyond ridiculous.

[unguilding]

Better things here? Like what?

[head_downstairs]

That's hardly any of your business.

[unguilding]

Well you're the one announcing it! There's really not too much to do here that's very useful, it looks like.

[stardumbs]

None of these people are my therapist.

[boldstarring]

Oh, it's this again. It happens, unfortunately, and barely any of them are actually qualified. That's me being generous, of course.

[stardumbs]

It's free, right?

[boldstarring]

Of course. Who would actually pay any of these people for therapy?