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[Today in camp, many of the campers and counselors will find envelopes slid under their door, addressed to them. Inside the envelope is a letter. Campers will have received a letter instructing them to receive counseling from "an esteemed and highly qualified camp counselor," while counselors will have received a letter ordering them to counsel "

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None of these people are my therapist.

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Oh, it's this again. It happens, unfortunately, and barely any of them are actually qualified. That's me being generous, of course.

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It's free, right?

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Of course. Who would actually pay any of these people for therapy?

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You'd be surprised at how atrocious this industry is.

Do you know anyone you have?

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Some guy and "Marian Hawke." And you?

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-- oh! I have the Hawke person as well.

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Interesting . . .

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It'll be a fairly easy session for them, then.

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I wonder if we should make it easy for them.

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Should we make them work?

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We could look at this as an excellent opportunity for an acting exercise.

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Mr. St. James, I would like to take this opportunity to marvel at your brilliance.

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Did you expect anything but, Ms. Berry?

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Not at all.

So, how should we go about this?

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We need to come up with a storyline, first and foremost.