SUDDENLY: MISTLETOE.

[fu_noobspeaker]

Well gosh! It's all so festive, y'all!

[TODAY, there is mistletoe everywhere. Hanging over obnoxious cabin overhangs, planted in inappropriate spots in the mess hall, twisted around various poles and the few trees in farm camp - you name it, you can probably find it there.

happy holidays. :') ]

Comments

[myheadxsplode]

I don't get it.

[YOU KNOW YOU'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO MAKE OUT WITH A ROCK]

[myheadxsplode]

Page four officially claimed in the name of awesome.

[fulltimedere]

If you get caught under mistletoe with someone, Camp makes you kiss them.

[myheadxsplode]

So we're gonna make out?

[fulltimedere]

M-make out?! No, we just kiss once and then it's over!

[oh my god her mind you'll break it]

[myheadxsplode]

Like, right now? Here?

[fulltimedere]

Yes, it won't let us leave if we don't.

[myheadxsplode]

Just outta curiosity, how old are you?

[to here]

[skinofalizard]

[I am SO FAR AWAY I have to shout]

Santo, just go back to the cabin.

[myheadxsplode]

[CAN'T HEAR YOU, guess i'll have to walk over]

What? How come?

[skinofalizard]

[oh my god I loathe you]

Because of the mistletoe. Watch where you're going!

[myheadxsplode]

Oh. That's what that is? Huh.

[skinofalizard]

So just stay away from it!

[myheadxsplode]

You kiddin' me? I'm gonna use it!

[HE IS TOTALLY GRABBING THE NEAREST BUNCH]

[skinofalizard]

...

[myheadxsplode]

[draping it over his head]

Now every girl I see's gonna have to kiss me.

[to here]