SUDDENLY: MISTLETOE.

[fu_noobspeaker]

Well gosh! It's all so festive, y'all!

[TODAY, there is mistletoe everywhere. Hanging over obnoxious cabin overhangs, planted in inappropriate spots in the mess hall, twisted around various poles and the few trees in farm camp - you name it, you can probably find it there.

happy holidays. :') ]

Comments

[myheadxsplode]

I don't get it.

[YOU KNOW YOU'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO MAKE OUT WITH A ROCK]

[needsahandjob]

[levitates himself out of the way.]

You've got to be kidding.

[myheadxsplode]

... What?

[needsahandjob]

It's mistletoe, Santo.

[myheadxsplode]

I know what it is, but I don't get why everyone's freaking out.

[needsahandjob]

It makes you kiss people.

[myheadxsplode]

Yeah. I got that. What's the BFD?

[to here]