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[tobethemiracle]

[today in your mess hall a young Irish wizard is reading a very serious discussion on his computer (that looks like a macbook pro right up until you notice the apple does not have a bite taken out of it...]

You know, I never thought about this.

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[misswexler]

[she is taking this question super seriously, as befits a person in zombie summer camp. after careful deliberation:]

They'd die.

[tobethemiracle]

Yeah? Why's that?

[misswexler]

Logically, the force must encompass the home. After all, theoretically the basis behind the rejection lies in its occupation, not the structure itself. Ergo, the guts of the building is probably where the magic happens. I've never heard a story where a vampire can't touch the walls. Just not what's past them. So the vampire gets inside and everything tries to push him away at once from every direction. Splat!

[she's not actually all that big on sci-fi, but she knows the basic ideas and she enjoys theories]

If not dead, I say it spits them out.

[tobethemiracle]

I think you mean sploosh.

[he gestures pushing everything in with his hands.]

If everything repels the vampire it would be like a black hole. That's my personal favourite theory.

[misswexler]

Grandiose! I say that means it would be bad for genres to meet.

[tobethemiracle]

Certainly kind of messy.

[misswexler]

Really? I would think that black holes would be decidedly tidy. More tidy than the laws of physics and gravity and etcetera would permit in any other circumstance.

[tobethemiracle]

More the social awkwardness of explaining how you have a singularity in your house.

Unless you decide "to hell with it" and make it a feature point. Like one of those walls with all the weird paint textures.

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[misswexler]

[...right. not her reality.]

[misswexler]

'If you don't understand the deeper meaning, you probably aren't expensive enough'? Can you do that with cosmic phenomenon?

[tobethemiracle]

I've never really tried.

[misswexler]

Really. I'm astonished. You seem so personable.

[tobethemiracle]

I think my parents would be very disappointed if I set up an avante garde art display of a vampiric black hole in their living room. Though it'd be a good way to get rid of unwanted guests.

[misswexler]

Dead things are usually pretty effective deterrents. That would be, like, a double whammy.

[tobethemiracle]

Assuming my parents knew what it was.

[misswexler]

Parents are always better off in the dark.